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i pretend to wash my hands in public restrooms


gurfgurston

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that's how fucking lazy i am. if someone else is in the bathroom, i dont want them to think im gross so i just turn the faucet on for a few seconds, and put my hand under the air thing. but i dont actually wash them.

 

but then i thought "with all the effort it takes to PRETEND to wash them, i could just really wash them".

 

but then i usually go back to thinking about fat chicks farting on my penis.

 

so if you ever shake my hand, you are also shaking my cock i'm afraid.

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I've never seen the reasoning behind washing my hands after going #1

 

I literally just touched a part of my body, I didn't cup my hands and urinate into them and then attempt to shovel it into the urinal (although I honestly think some people attempt this after seeing the fucking floors of some bathrooms)

 

I mean I don't wash my hands after I scratch my arm, how's my dick any different? 

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I've never seen the reasoning behind washing my hands after going #1

 

I literally just touched a part of my body, I didn't cup my hands and urinate into them and then attempt to shovel it into the urinal (although I honestly think some people attempt this after seeing the fucking floors of some bathrooms)

 

I mean I don't wash my hands after I scratch my arm, how's my dick any different?

 

He's roommates with your ass.....I think that's a good enough excuse.

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I've never seen the reasoning behind washing my hands after going #1

 

I literally just touched a part of my body, I didn't cup my hands and urinate into them and then attempt to shovel it into the urinal (although I honestly think some people attempt this after seeing the fucking floors of some bathrooms)

 

I mean I don't wash my hands after I scratch my arm, how's my dick any different?

Your hands must smell of ball sweat.

 

Dat gross homie.

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