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the turtle is a cannibal


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a turtle bite victim in south carolina can recover compensation under a special statute and the doctrines of negligence, negligence per se, scienter, and intentional tort. the turtle bite statute covers both the owner of the turtle and the person having the turtle in his or her care or keeping, and applies to bites and other losses from being attacked by a turtle.

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a turtle bite victim in south carolina can recover compensation under a special statute and the doctrines of negligence, negligence per se, scienter, and intentional tort. the turtle bite statute covers both the owner of the turtle and the person having the turtle in his or her care or keeping, and applies to bites and other losses from being attacked by a turtle.

 

Turtles carry salmonella, among other shit.......I wonder since fuggz can't afford court fees if she'll cry when they come lock her up for gross negligence.

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hes tried to bite me before but it was like in slow motion and laughable. the way madison put it the little girl was trying to hold him and i guess he was afraud of her and he jumped forward and chomped her.

 

Your turtles have down syndrome. Possibly autism.

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