Zenigundam Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 And the guy's very attractive, and the girl's been around the block many a time, and the girl doesn't respond to his message even though he's excellent in many ways, and the record shows that she must have seen his message, so the following morning, the guy sends her a message that says, "Looks like you were online for over half an hour after I sent that first message, so you better respond". What happens next in this hypothetical scenario? I have a friend who did this all within the past eight hours, and I feel a little bad for him because it's not his fault this girl and many others like her are flawed, and I can't post screenshots of my friend's interactions with her because I'm on my phone about to go into work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Is this your friend? http://eastnashville.news/2017/09/texts-from-cory-ladies-men-cory-vaughn-payne-could-be-your-next-swipe/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Is this your friend? http://eastnashville.news/2017/09/texts-from-cory-ladies-men-cory-vaughn-payne-could-be-your-next-swipe/ I had to stop after about a 3rd of the way down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 I had to stop after about a 3rd of the way down The shit with the gift cards killed me. Apparently that's his signature move, lying about buying a girl a gift card for no reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Is this your friend? http://eastnashville.news/2017/09/texts-from-cory-ladies-men-cory-vaughn-payne-could-be-your-next-swipe/ That guy gets way too many respomses to be Zeni's friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 why do you have to be so creepy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Like anyone here believes you have a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 28, 2017 Author Share Posted September 28, 2017 Like anyone here believes you have a friend. Watch your mouth, Penguin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 I thought they muted you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Like anyone here believes you have a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Is this your friend? http://eastnashville.news/2017/09/texts-from-cory-ladies-men-cory-vaughn-payne-could-be-your-next-swipe/ Don't give Zeni any ideas. Dude's creepy enough on his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 28, 2017 Author Share Posted September 28, 2017 Watch your mouth, Penguin. Alpha Male aggression #Zeniroids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnapItCrackItPopIt Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Your friend (In reality, yourself) sound like a creeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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