Still Me Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 if i keep drinking i might pray to her tomorrow
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Posted September 24, 2017 Look, I told you that you have to finish the case.
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 Is she mad at me? God wants Her black T-shirt back. Also, you're not keeping the cat. Not that She is either. But She has ordained it to die. She says it's because Fuck You.
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 Harsh, but fair. For what it's worth I think you're doing a real good Job right now.
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Posted September 24, 2017 I think I'm in a pretty good place right, but sometimes I drive by her house to see if she's home. I'm gonna miss that cat though.
CAC Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 Yes, she says to pay me $20k and she'll forgive you.
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Posted September 24, 2017 Yes, she says to pay me $20k and she'll forgive you. I guess I'll never go to church again
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Posted September 24, 2017 What if....... GOD was one of us? Wait, she isn't?
CAC Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 I guess I'll never go to church again Nah just pay it
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Posted September 24, 2017 Nah just pay it I'll give you $1 a year for the next 20,000 years.
bnmjy Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 Aphrodite said that due to your being a cow, you are to take a bath in the filthy Ganges. You must also drink a liter of the water.
CAC Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 I'll give you $1 a year for the next 20,000 years. Nah that won't pay off my student loans.
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Posted September 24, 2017 Aphrodite said that due to your being a cow, you are to take a bath in the filthy Ganges. You must also drink a liter of the water. Filthy, just the way I like it.
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Posted September 24, 2017 Nah that won't pay off my student loans. Take it or leave it
katt_goddess Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 Dude. You are so much crap right now. She might age you to 13 now. ::spin::
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Posted September 24, 2017 Dude. You are so much crap right now. She might age you to 13 now. ::spin:: ARE YOU SAYING I CAN FINALLY ESCAPE THIS PREPUBESCENT HELL
discolé monade Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 i wonder what it would be like to meet god. i mean...like do you offer to smoke her out? does she offer her personal stash? do you go to a music festival with her, because she had a spare ticket, even though you don't know her well...but somehow just clicked?
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Posted September 24, 2017 i wonder what it would be like to meet god. i mean...like do you offer to smoke her out? does she offer her personal stash? do you go to a music festival with her, because she had a spare ticket, even though you don't know her well...but somehow just clicked? I hope she doesn't brag about creating everything.
discolé monade Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 I hope she doesn't brag about creating everything. i don't think she would purposely brag about that...BUT i think it would be like... me: oh wow...look at those colors...have you ever seen anything like that? god : you're welcome.
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Posted September 24, 2017 i don't think she would purposely brag about that...BUT i think it would be like... me: oh wow...look at those colors...have you ever seen anything like that? god : you're welcome. That would really harsh my buzz after awhile.
discolé monade Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 That would really harsh my buzz after awhile. right? i mean...how do you tell god to just...stop already. we get it, you did everything. is EVERYTHING going to be about you? without being turned into a pile of salt?
katt_goddess Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 ARE YOU SAYING I CAN FINALLY ESCAPE THIS PREPUBESCENT HELL HAHHAHAHAHAA. Not quite. You'll have like one face hair, your voice will crack every other day, and you'll have zits. For eternity.
death_by_motorboat Posted September 25, 2017 Posted September 25, 2017 Not yet but I've been trying. Sometimes I think perhaps I should just do his job, but then I remember to take the day off, like my hero, god.
Cau Posted September 25, 2017 Author Posted September 25, 2017 Not yet but I've been trying. Sometimes I think perhaps I should just do his job, but then I remember to take the day off, like my hero, god. Gosh bless you.
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