Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Is she mad at me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 if i keep drinking i might pray to her tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 Look, I told you that you have to finish the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Is she mad at me? God wants Her black T-shirt back. Also, you're not keeping the cat. Not that She is either. But She has ordained it to die. She says it's because Fuck You. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 Harsh, but fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Harsh, but fair. For what it's worth I think you're doing a real good Job right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 I think I'm in a pretty good place right, but sometimes I drive by her house to see if she's home. I'm gonna miss that cat though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rilkean_heart Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 I hope not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Yes, she says to pay me $20k and she'll forgive you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 What if....... GOD was one of us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 Yeah me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 Yes, she says to pay me $20k and she'll forgive you. I guess I'll never go to church again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 What if....... GOD was one of us? Wait, she isn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Wait, she isn't? IDK, maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 I guess I'll never go to church again Nah just pay it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 Nah just pay it I'll give you $1 a year for the next 20,000 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Aphrodite said that due to your being a cow, you are to take a bath in the filthy Ganges. You must also drink a liter of the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 I'll give you $1 a year for the next 20,000 years. Nah that won't pay off my student loans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 Aphrodite said that due to your being a cow, you are to take a bath in the filthy Ganges. You must also drink a liter of the water. Filthy, just the way I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 Nah that won't pay off my student loans. Take it or leave it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Dude. You are so much crap right now. She might age you to 13 now. ::spin:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 Dude. You are so much crap right now. She might age you to 13 now. ::spin:: ARE YOU SAYING I CAN FINALLY ESCAPE THIS PREPUBESCENT HELL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 i wonder what it would be like to meet god. i mean...like do you offer to smoke her out? does she offer her personal stash? do you go to a music festival with her, because she had a spare ticket, even though you don't know her well...but somehow just clicked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 i wonder what it would be like to meet god. i mean...like do you offer to smoke her out? does she offer her personal stash? do you go to a music festival with her, because she had a spare ticket, even though you don't know her well...but somehow just clicked? I hope she doesn't brag about creating everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 I hope she doesn't brag about creating everything. i don't think she would purposely brag about that...BUT i think it would be like... me: oh wow...look at those colors...have you ever seen anything like that? god : you're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 i don't think she would purposely brag about that...BUT i think it would be like... me: oh wow...look at those colors...have you ever seen anything like that? god : you're welcome. That would really harsh my buzz after awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 That would really harsh my buzz after awhile. right? i mean...how do you tell god to just...stop already. we get it, you did everything. is EVERYTHING going to be about you? without being turned into a pile of salt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 ARE YOU SAYING I CAN FINALLY ESCAPE THIS PREPUBESCENT HELL HAHHAHAHAHAA. Not quite. You'll have like one face hair, your voice will crack every other day, and you'll have zits. For eternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Not yet but I've been trying. Sometimes I think perhaps I should just do his job, but then I remember to take the day off, like my hero, god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 25, 2017 Author Share Posted September 25, 2017 Not yet but I've been trying. Sometimes I think perhaps I should just do his job, but then I remember to take the day off, like my hero, god. Gosh bless you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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