Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 going to have to ask for help here because i lose interest in people too quickly and run out of things to talk about
André Toulon Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 fucking.....Tinder ain't about a lot of talk, just ask to fuck
Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Posted September 20, 2017 well i've been talking to them for like 2 weeks. after about a week i stopped finding things to talk about. this isn't just tinder, this is everywhere. i lose interest too quickly and wander on to something else
André Toulon Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 That's why you're stuck with nothing to say.....Tinder isn't what that's for. What you basically did was sit on a couch opposite of a girl who was interested and didn't make a move so now it's awkward.
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 you're going to need professional help... Zenigundam?[/member]
Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Posted September 20, 2017 i guess if she messages back i can see if she wants to do sushi or something. if not then whatever
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 That's why you're stuck with nothing to say.....Tinder isn't what that's for. What you basically did was sit on a couch opposite of a girl who was interested and didn't make a move so now it's awkward. I know this is a generic description, but damn did it hit home....what's really funny is I'm trying to remember her name and I can't....I always used to forget it and it really pissed her off....ahhhh, fun times
André Toulon Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 i guess if she messages back i can see if she wants to do sushi or something. if not then whatever Ok, this is a step in the right direction, but you're still missing the point........Tell her you want to eat HER sushi......And that will get this thing off the ground
André Toulon Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 I know this is a generic description, but damn did it hit home....what's really funny is I'm trying to remember her name and I can't....I always used to forget it and it really pissed her off....ahhhh, fun times How do you think I was able to articulate it so eloquently. Been there.
Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Posted September 20, 2017 Ok, this is a step in the right direction, but you're still missing the point........Tell her you want to eat HER sushi......And that will get this thing off the ground hookup lines have never worked with me, i have the sexual finesse of a plastic bag
Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Posted September 20, 2017 I know this is a generic description, but damn did it hit home....what's really funny is I'm trying to remember her name and I can't....I always used to forget it and it really pissed her off....ahhhh, fun times i unmatched like 3 other people because they weren't talking to me
Ginguy Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 I'll make this easy: Tindr = I wanna secks. Use this if you wanna secks some1. Match/E-Harmony = I want a relationship. Use this if you want more than just secks.
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 i unmatched like 3 other people because they weren't talking to me we lucked out, I found a youtube guide to tinder...
Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Posted September 20, 2017 I'll make this easy: Tindr = I wanna secks. Use this if you wanna secks some1. Match/E-Harmony = I want a relationship. Use this if you want more than just secks. match and eharmony have awful interfaces. no one uses that garbage. i have okc which gives me nothing and tinder where i get people but they're either bots, don't talk, or talk for a while and i get bored.
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 I'll make this easy: Tindr = I wanna secks. Use this if you wanna secks some1. Match/E-Harmony = I want a relationship. Use this if you want more than just secks. Farmers only dot come = Use this if.....well, you know why >.> :robotD
Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Posted September 20, 2017 what about jdate, all i have to do is listen to a year's worth of guilt stories to have sex between a sheet. SCORE
fuggnificent Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 Plentyoffish.com...good for both fucking and serious relationships. My friend lauren married and divorced and had a baby with a guy from there. My friend lesa has been with her boyfriend and is engaged after six years.
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 what about jdate, all i have to do is listen to a year's worth of guilt stories to have sex between a sheet. SCORE still, a good way to avoid an awkward family dinner when you bring home a shiksa and your bubby spits on you
Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Posted September 20, 2017 still, a good way to avoid an awkward family dinner when you bring home a shiksa and your bubby spits on you Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN I GIVE UP
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 Plentyoffish.com...good for both fucking and serious relationships. My friend lauren married and divorced and had a baby with a guy from there. My friend lesa has been with her boyfriend and is engaged after six years. to be clear...she married, divorced, and had a baby with the one guy, yes?
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN I GIVE UP really? it's not that bad this is what it sounds like when I give up
fuggnificent Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 to be clear...she married, divorced, and had a baby with the one guy, yes? Yup
fuggnificent Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 really? it's not that bad this is what it sounds like when I give up YOU WANT MY NUMBER BABY?
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 Yup oh, ok..good....still not the story I would have used as a selling point, but not as bad as I originally thought
fuggnificent Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 oh, ok..good....still not the story I would have used as a selling point, but not as bad as I originally thought Well no one knows how to have a relationship these days.
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 YOU WANT MY NUMBER BABY? actually my phone just broke....darn things are flimsy as hell....thanks for the offer though
Ginguy Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 I don't use online sites largely because you don't go to the Internet to fall in love.
fuggnificent Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 actually my phone just broke....darn things are flimsy as hell....thanks for the offer though ILL ADD YOU TO MY PLAN BABY I GOT YOU!
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 ILL ADD YOU TO MY PLAN BABY I GOT YOU! yes, well...that is generous....but.......i'm.......joining scientology....yes, that's it, scientology...and so i'm not permitted to carry on with someone outside the faith... welp, have a good one....hail xenu...and uhh bye :robot)
Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Posted September 20, 2017 Your latent homosexuality do i need to add you to the list of dudes here who want my dick for some reason
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 do i need to add you to the list of dudes here who want my dick for some reason it's all good now, but one day some lucky twink is gonna scoop up Mochi and then where will you be getting tackled trying to object at their wedding, that's where ::]::
Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Posted September 20, 2017 it's all good now, but one day some lucky twink is gonna scoop up Mochi and then where will you be getting tackled trying to object at their wedding, that's where ::]:: he'd have to find someone gay, deaf, and blind but i guess stranger things have happened
fuggnificent Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 yes, well...that is generous....but.......i'm.......joining scientology....yes, that's it, scientology...and so i'm not permitted to carry on with someone outside the faith... welp, have a good one....hail xenu...and uhh bye :robot) IM A SCIENTOLOGIST, TOO BABY ANYBODY CAN JOIN!
Mix Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 IM A SCIENTOLOGIST, TOO BABY ANYBODY CAN JOIN! |::
StarPanda Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 Or tell her you had over 90,000 post on a dead message board
fuggnificent Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 |:: AW IS THAT YOU RUNNING INTO MY ARMS BABY???
Naraku4656 Posted September 21, 2017 Author Posted September 21, 2017 Or tell her you had over 90,000 post on a dead message board over 110,000 excuse you
discolé monade Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 How do you think I was able to articulate it so eloquently. Been there. wait. you did tinder? aw nah
StarPanda Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 over 110,000 excuse you She will get wet at triple digit numbers
Naraku4656 Posted September 21, 2017 Author Posted September 21, 2017 She will get wet at triple digit numbers the only way i can prove it is old images. she could call photoshop
Cau Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 the only way i can prove it is old images. she could call photoshop That's why you need to talk about me, to be your virtual wingman.
Naraku4656 Posted September 21, 2017 Author Posted September 21, 2017 That's why you need to talk about me, to be your virtual wingman. "my friend cau says hi" "MOTHERFUCKER YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU KNOW CAU, TAKE ME NOW"
Cau Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 "my friend cau says hi" "MOTHERFUCKER YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU KNOW CAU, TAKE ME NOW" This has worked 100% of the times it has been tried.
Naraku4656 Posted September 21, 2017 Author Posted September 21, 2017 Take it to the back guys i'm going to take it to your back :fap:
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