Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 going to have to ask for help here because i lose interest in people too quickly and run out of things to talk about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 fucking.....Tinder ain't about a lot of talk, just ask to fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 well i've been talking to them for like 2 weeks. after about a week i stopped finding things to talk about. this isn't just tinder, this is everywhere. i lose interest too quickly and wander on to something else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 That's why you're stuck with nothing to say.....Tinder isn't what that's for. What you basically did was sit on a couch opposite of a girl who was interested and didn't make a move so now it's awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pneumantion Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Talk about the rain party. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 you're going to need professional help... Zenigundam?[/member] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 i guess if she messages back i can see if she wants to do sushi or something. if not then whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 That's why you're stuck with nothing to say.....Tinder isn't what that's for. What you basically did was sit on a couch opposite of a girl who was interested and didn't make a move so now it's awkward. I know this is a generic description, but damn did it hit home....what's really funny is I'm trying to remember her name and I can't....I always used to forget it and it really pissed her off....ahhhh, fun times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 i guess if she messages back i can see if she wants to do sushi or something. if not then whatever Ok, this is a step in the right direction, but you're still missing the point........Tell her you want to eat HER sushi......And that will get this thing off the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 I know this is a generic description, but damn did it hit home....what's really funny is I'm trying to remember her name and I can't....I always used to forget it and it really pissed her off....ahhhh, fun times How do you think I was able to articulate it so eloquently. Been there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 Ok, this is a step in the right direction, but you're still missing the point........Tell her you want to eat HER sushi......And that will get this thing off the ground hookup lines have never worked with me, i have the sexual finesse of a plastic bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 I know this is a generic description, but damn did it hit home....what's really funny is I'm trying to remember her name and I can't....I always used to forget it and it really pissed her off....ahhhh, fun times i unmatched like 3 other people because they weren't talking to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 I'll make this easy: Tindr = I wanna secks. Use this if you wanna secks some1. Match/E-Harmony = I want a relationship. Use this if you want more than just secks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 i unmatched like 3 other people because they weren't talking to me we lucked out, I found a youtube guide to tinder... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 I'll make this easy: Tindr = I wanna secks. Use this if you wanna secks some1. Match/E-Harmony = I want a relationship. Use this if you want more than just secks. match and eharmony have awful interfaces. no one uses that garbage. i have okc which gives me nothing and tinder where i get people but they're either bots, don't talk, or talk for a while and i get bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 I'll make this easy: Tindr = I wanna secks. Use this if you wanna secks some1. Match/E-Harmony = I want a relationship. Use this if you want more than just secks. Farmers only dot come = Use this if.....well, you know why >.> :robotD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 what about jdate, all i have to do is listen to a year's worth of guilt stories to have sex between a sheet. SCORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Plentyoffish.com...good for both fucking and serious relationships. My friend lauren married and divorced and had a baby with a guy from there. My friend lesa has been with her boyfriend and is engaged after six years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 what about jdate, all i have to do is listen to a year's worth of guilt stories to have sex between a sheet. SCORE still, a good way to avoid an awkward family dinner when you bring home a shiksa and your bubby spits on you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 still, a good way to avoid an awkward family dinner when you bring home a shiksa and your bubby spits on you Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN I GIVE UP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Plentyoffish.com...good for both fucking and serious relationships. My friend lauren married and divorced and had a baby with a guy from there. My friend lesa has been with her boyfriend and is engaged after six years. to be clear...she married, divorced, and had a baby with the one guy, yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN I GIVE UP really? it's not that bad this is what it sounds like when I give up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 to be clear...she married, divorced, and had a baby with the one guy, yes? Yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 really? it's not that bad this is what it sounds like when I give up YOU WANT MY NUMBER BABY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Yup oh, ok..good....still not the story I would have used as a selling point, but not as bad as I originally thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 oh, ok..good....still not the story I would have used as a selling point, but not as bad as I originally thought Well no one knows how to have a relationship these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 YOU WANT MY NUMBER BABY? actually my phone just broke....darn things are flimsy as hell....thanks for the offer though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 I don't use online sites largely because you don't go to the Internet to fall in love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 actually my phone just broke....darn things are flimsy as hell....thanks for the offer though ILL ADD YOU TO MY PLAN BABY I GOT YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Your latent homosexuality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 ILL ADD YOU TO MY PLAN BABY I GOT YOU! yes, well...that is generous....but.......i'm.......joining scientology....yes, that's it, scientology...and so i'm not permitted to carry on with someone outside the faith... welp, have a good one....hail xenu...and uhh bye :robot) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 Your latent homosexuality do i need to add you to the list of dudes here who want my dick for some reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 do i need to add you to the list of dudes here who want my dick for some reason it's all good now, but one day some lucky twink is gonna scoop up Mochi and then where will you be getting tackled trying to object at their wedding, that's where ::]:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 it's all good now, but one day some lucky twink is gonna scoop up Mochi and then where will you be getting tackled trying to object at their wedding, that's where ::]:: he'd have to find someone gay, deaf, and blind but i guess stranger things have happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 yes, well...that is generous....but.......i'm.......joining scientology....yes, that's it, scientology...and so i'm not permitted to carry on with someone outside the faith... welp, have a good one....hail xenu...and uhh bye :robot) IM A SCIENTOLOGIST, TOO BABY ANYBODY CAN JOIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Talk about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 IM A SCIENTOLOGIST, TOO BABY ANYBODY CAN JOIN! |:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Ask her to send nudes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Or tell her you had over 90,000 post on a dead message board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 |:: AW IS THAT YOU RUNNING INTO MY ARMS BABY??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 Or tell her you had over 90,000 post on a dead message board over 110,000 excuse you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 How do you think I was able to articulate it so eloquently. Been there. wait. you did tinder? aw nah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 over 110,000 excuse you She will get wet at triple digit numbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 She will get wet at triple digit numbers the only way i can prove it is old images. she could call photoshop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 the only way i can prove it is old images. she could call photoshop That's why you need to talk about me, to be your virtual wingman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 That's why you need to talk about me, to be your virtual wingman. "my friend cau says hi" "MOTHERFUCKER YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU KNOW CAU, TAKE ME NOW" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 "my friend cau says hi" "MOTHERFUCKER YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU KNOW CAU, TAKE ME NOW" This has worked 100% of the times it has been tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 i wanna touch you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Take it to the back guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 Take it to the back guys i'm going to take it to your back :fap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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