Mix Posted January 3, 2017 Posted January 3, 2017 I was comparing my penis to a patron bottle this afternoon (I was in the bathroom preparing to shower, don't make this weird) and it hit me that the saying, "I know it like the back of my hand" is stupid...I barely know the back of my hand...we're basically strangers who live in the same building....the back of my penis though : (my entire penis actually, but we're just gonna focus on the back for this thing i'm doin') I think it would be more accurate if from now on we said "I know it like the back of my penis" ladies, i'm sure there's a version of this for you....feel free to use this one if there's a penis out there you claim and have intimate knowledge of...
MEXobiologist Posted January 3, 2017 Posted January 3, 2017 but i actually know the back of my hands quite well >.> pretty sure i know my boobs better though
StarPanda Posted January 3, 2017 Posted January 3, 2017 I know the back of my hand like the other back of my hand it'd pretty crazy
Skiles Posted January 3, 2017 Posted January 3, 2017 On 1/3/2017 at 4:15 AM, Mix said: I was comparing my penis to a patron bottle this afternoon Boy if I had a dollar for every time I've been in that situation...
Mix Posted January 3, 2017 Author Posted January 3, 2017 On 1/3/2017 at 4:17 AM, Distortedreasoning said: this is too heavy for me. that's what she said
Mix Posted January 3, 2017 Author Posted January 3, 2017 On 1/3/2017 at 4:30 AM, sahockeygrl15 said: L....o....l....... i'm a funny drunk..................when i'm not a violent drunk : o
Mix Posted January 3, 2017 Author Posted January 3, 2017 On 1/3/2017 at 4:43 AM, MEXobiologist said: but i actually know the back of my hands quite well >.> pretty sure i know my boobs better though the back of your boobs? we gotta maintain the theme >.>
Mix Posted January 3, 2017 Author Posted January 3, 2017 On 1/3/2017 at 4:50 AM, StarPanda said: I know the back of my hand like the other back of my hand it'd pretty crazy You're the greatest man you'll ever know
Mix Posted January 3, 2017 Author Posted January 3, 2017 On 1/3/2017 at 2:03 PM, Skiles said: Boy if I had a dollar for every time I've been in that situation... inorite... this guy gets it
fuggnificent Posted January 3, 2017 Posted January 3, 2017 I would like to know more about the back of your penis. Teach me!
Mix Posted January 3, 2017 Author Posted January 3, 2017 On 1/3/2017 at 8:33 PM, fuggpop said: I would like to know more about the back of your penis. Teach me!
Vamped Posted January 3, 2017 Posted January 3, 2017 Just for clarity .... the back is .... the side that faces up or faces the balls?
Mix Posted January 3, 2017 Author Posted January 3, 2017 On 1/3/2017 at 10:22 PM, Vamped said: Just for clarity .... the back is .... the side that faces up or faces the balls? That's a goooood question......hhmmm......I guess the side that's facing up
fuggnificent Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 On 1/3/2017 at 8:50 PM, Mix said: when your grandkids ask you about the greatest love in your life tell them you ran from it.
Mix Posted January 4, 2017 Author Posted January 4, 2017 On 1/4/2017 at 2:24 AM, fuggpop said: when your grandkids ask you about the greatest love in your life tell them you ran from it. > I don't intend on having kids, but if I slip up i'll be sure to mention it...
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