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"I know it like the back of my hand" is a stupid saying


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I was comparing my penis to a patron bottle this afternoon (I was in the bathroom preparing to shower, don't make this weird) and it hit me that the saying, "I know it like the back of my hand" is stupid...I barely know the back of my hand...we're basically strangers who live in the same building....the back of my penis though  ::)  (my entire penis actually, but we're just gonna focus on the back for this thing i'm doin')


I think it would be more accurate if from now on we said "I know it like the back of my penis"  :)


ladies, i'm sure there's a version of this for you....feel free to use this one if there's a penis out there you claim and have intimate knowledge of...



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