Mix Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 I was comparing my penis to a patron bottle this afternoon (I was in the bathroom preparing to shower, don't make this weird) and it hit me that the saying, "I know it like the back of my hand" is stupid...I barely know the back of my hand...we're basically strangers who live in the same building....the back of my penis though : (my entire penis actually, but we're just gonna focus on the back for this thing i'm doin') I think it would be more accurate if from now on we said "I know it like the back of my penis" ladies, i'm sure there's a version of this for you....feel free to use this one if there's a penis out there you claim and have intimate knowledge of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 this is too heavy for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 L....o....l....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 but i actually know the back of my hands quite well >.> pretty sure i know my boobs better though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 I know the back of my hand like the other back of my hand it'd pretty crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 I was comparing my penis to a patron bottle this afternoon Boy if I had a dollar for every time I've been in that situation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 3, 2017 Author Share Posted January 3, 2017 this is too heavy for me. that's what she said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 3, 2017 Author Share Posted January 3, 2017 L....o....l....... i'm a funny drunk..................when i'm not a violent drunk : o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 3, 2017 Author Share Posted January 3, 2017 but i actually know the back of my hands quite well >.> pretty sure i know my boobs better though the back of your boobs? we gotta maintain the theme >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 3, 2017 Author Share Posted January 3, 2017 I know the back of my hand like the other back of my hand it'd pretty crazy You're the greatest man you'll ever know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 3, 2017 Author Share Posted January 3, 2017 Boy if I had a dollar for every time I've been in that situation... inorite... this guy gets it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 I would like to know more about the back of your penis. Teach me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 3, 2017 Author Share Posted January 3, 2017 I would like to know more about the back of your penis. Teach me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Just for clarity .... the back is .... the side that faces up or faces the balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 3, 2017 Author Share Posted January 3, 2017 Just for clarity .... the back is .... the side that faces up or faces the balls? That's a goooood question......hhmmm......I guess the side that's facing up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 when your grandkids ask you about the greatest love in your life tell them you ran from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 4, 2017 Author Share Posted January 4, 2017 when your grandkids ask you about the greatest love in your life tell them you ran from it. > I don't intend on having kids, but if I slip up i'll be sure to mention it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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