Cau Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 If I had tacos I wouldn't be giving them to anyone.
bnmjy Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 Sorry, you need to hear my life atory before I let you off the hook.
André Toulon Posted September 17, 2017 Author Posted September 17, 2017 Sorry, you need to hear my life atory before I let you off the hook. This is exactly what happened, along with him asking about my car's engine
Codename: Jackass Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 I really don't want to sit and chitchat at the counter, I just want to get my shit and get out.
Sandstone Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 I don't know what the context of this is, but you probably should have choked him. Withholding tacos is a chokeable offense, just sayin. It's bed time for me I'm getting goofy beyond repair.
André Toulon Posted September 17, 2017 Author Posted September 17, 2017 Little taco spot at one of the truck stops here......They make like the deep fried tacos with the shredded beef and onions and this super badass cheese shit......It's murder in a paper bag, but I'm high as Yao Ming's dandruff right now. Anyway, it's just the clerk, and the dude cooking the tacos in there and I was standing there, stoned, wondering why he was talking and why wouldn't he shut up.......Thing is, had I not been high, I would have had the forethought to see what was occurring and walked around the store or some shit while I waited, but since I'm high, I was standing at the counter, eyeballing my food......He was breaking my concentration.
André Toulon Posted September 17, 2017 Author Posted September 17, 2017 We're out of carne asada. NEVER
Bouvre Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 NEVER We have carny asada. It tastes like ferris wheel Plexiglas.
RPM Jr. Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 There's a local taco shop my wife and I love that's open 5 am-2 pm Monday-Friday and 6 am-2 pm on Saturday. It's called Tita's Taco House. Their stuff is excellent. Even the beef tongue, which I wouldn't normally eat, is good.
pail Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 Still, though. It's better than a passive aggressive gas station attendant sarcastically telling you that your Mt Dew selection is a good choice.
André Toulon Posted September 17, 2017 Author Posted September 17, 2017 Still, though. It's better than a passive aggressive gas station attendant sarcastically telling you that your Mt Dew selection is a good choice. I usually get the $0.99 44oz fountain, because 'Murica
Danger_Jules Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 If I had tacos I wouldn't be giving them to anyone.
GunStarHero Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 Got some shirts yesterday and the cashier did the same thing, more or less. He wasn't focused on his small talk or ringing my items up so I was just standing there, waiting to give my next, dry, sarcastic response while he limped through the conversation. I didn't want to be mean but evidently my answers just kept him coming back for more. Went something like this: Him: Hi, how is day going so far? Me: Peachy. How about yours? Him: *20 second pause* Going well. *pause* Waiting to go to lunch; I've been up here for 6 hours straight. Me: Oh man, that sucks. Tragic. Stay strong. Him: *pause* Yep. But what are you gonna do? *pause* You off today and getting some shopping done? Me: Nope, I need to be at work soon. Him: Oh cool. *pause* Where do you work? Me: *pointing to my casino in the distance* I'm a chef over there. Him: Oh cool. *pause* I like food, man. Do you like it there? *pause* I'm thinking about going into fast food. Me: I hate it. Awful place. Don't work with food. Him: Oh wow. Do you like In-N-Out? They're hiring, maybe you can work there. *pause* I like their burgers. Me: I'm a chef. Him: Yea they cook the food in the back so you'd be perfect. *pause* I kinda want In-N-Out now haha. Me: My man, I'm a chef. I can get a better job than flipping burgers. Him: Oh wow. But don't they cook the food there? You should apply for it, I bet you'd get it. Me: Release me. Him: Do what? Me: I have to get going, dude. Him: Oh cool. It was nice talking to you. Most people don't even respond to me here.
André Toulon Posted September 17, 2017 Author Posted September 17, 2017 Me: Release me. It was right here that I spit out my pink lemonade and you owe me a fucking drink
GunStarHero Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 I'll make you some of my strawberry lemonade.
RPM Jr. Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 Got some shirts yesterday and the cashier did the same thing, more or less. He wasn't focused on his small talk or ringing my items up so I was just standing there, waiting to give my next, dry, sarcastic response while he limped through the conversation. I didn't want to be mean but evidently my answers just kept him coming back for more. Went something like this: Him: Hi, how is day going so far? Me: Peachy. How about yours? Him: *20 second pause* Going well. *pause* Waiting to go to lunch; I've been up here for 6 hours straight. Me: Oh man, that sucks. Tragic. Stay strong. Him: *pause* Yep. But what are you gonna do? *pause* You off today and getting some shopping done? Me: Nope, I need to be at work soon. Him: Oh cool. *pause* Where do you work? Me: *pointing to my casino in the distance* I'm a chef over there. Him: Oh cool. *pause* I like food, man. Do you like it there? *pause* I'm thinking about going into fast food. Me: I hate it. Awful place. Don't work with food. Him: Oh wow. Do you like In-N-Out? They're hiring, maybe you can work there. *pause* I like their burgers. Me: I'm a chef. Him: Yea they cook the food in the back so you'd be perfect. *pause* I kinda want In-N-Out now haha. Me: My man, I'm a chef. I can get a better job than flipping burgers. Him: Oh wow. But don't they cook the food there? You should apply for it, I bet you'd get it. Me: Release me. Him: Do what? Me: I have to get going, dude. Him: Oh cool. It was nice talking to you. Most people don't even respond to me here. Wow. He didn't know what a chef was. Good Lord.
André Toulon Posted September 17, 2017 Author Posted September 17, 2017 I'll make you some of my strawberry lemonade. Acceptable.
GunStarHero Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 Wow. He didn't know what a chef was. Good Lord. I don't think he knew what cooking in general was.
GunStarHero Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 Acceptable. If you come down for EVO I'll just cook for you.
André Toulon Posted September 17, 2017 Author Posted September 17, 2017 If you come down for EVO I'll just cook for you. No, I'll cook for YOU....You like gumbo, crawfish, or smoked duck.....Those are things I do on an exemplary scale.
GunStarHero Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 No, I'll cook for YOU....You like gumbo, crawfish, or smoked duck.....Those are things I do on an exemplary scale. Crawdads, obviously.
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