What would be the best response to the following question

[Still Me]

is there a problem?

[Vamped]

"fuck yeah there is"

 

 

also

 

"I wanna speak to the manager"

[Still Me]

no people always ask my ass that...and I'm always like "why, should their be?"

[bnmjy]

a blank stare that makes the person recoil in horror

[Still Me]

or a deep long winded sigh

[tsar4]

Only if you make it one.

[CAC]

only with your mom

[Kudasai]

"You want the truth or do you want me to lie to you?"

[Master-Debater131]

is there a problem?

Oh, just about always

[God-Says-No]

In my pants

[Guest The Hound]

"yea i need weed".

[StarPanda]

Best response is

Yeah there's a problem and you asking me if there's a problem that's the problem

[nameraka]

i'm sorry, but i don't actually speak any english. i'm just imitating sounds that i've heard. i know it really sounds like i speak the language, but i promise you i have absolutely no idea what i'm saying right now.

[MEXobiologist]

with what?

[MEXobiologist]

In my pants

 

... this can go multiple ways and most of them are not very pleasant