Phillies Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Its not like he has a... well I can't say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Didn't that penis break off at some point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 Didn't that penis break off at some point? Yes, yes it did. S: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Viper is gonna report you for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 Viper is gonna report you for this. After he is done fapping to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Why is it that all of these classical statues of beautiful nude men with well-propositioned muscular bodies have teeny weeny weenies, and yet, in Japanese art,(like in pillow books)the men have most of their clothes on with anacondas hanging out of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 Why is it that all of these classical statues of beautiful nude men with well-propositioned muscular bodies have teeny weeny weenies, and yet, in Japanese art,(like in pillow books)the men have most of their clothes on with anacondas hanging out of them? The Japanese are obviously self- conscious of the fact they all have little yellow weenies. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 The Japanese are obviously self- conscious of the fact they all have little yellow weenies. :D Maybe, but my older daughter and I got into a discussion of this one night when she was still in school, and she went through all of her art history books and quizzed her friends in the dorm and we still couldn't come up with a real answer besides "that's just the way they like it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Maybe, but my older daughter and I got into a discussion of this one night when she was still in school, and she went through all of her art history books and quizzed her friends in the dorm and we still couldn't come up with a real answer besides "that's just the way they like it." I learned this in art history myself so I'm surprised she couldn't find it in the books, but there's a double reason. In classical times, a smaller uncircumcised penis was considered a trait of nobility and desired; while being both hung like a horse and circumcised was a trait of the uncivilized outsider (the African, Arab, or Jew). 2nd, the artists responsible for such intentionally go smaller when it comes to the genitals to avoid it from being the focal point / first thing you see when looking at the work. For all we know, David's a grower and that thing blows up by a few inches when erect (not to mention it's probably really cold in there). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 I learned this in art history myself so I'm surprised she couldn't find it in the books, but there's a double reason. In classical times, a smaller uncircumcised penis was considered a trait of nobility and desired; while being both hung like a horse and circumcised was a trait of the uncivilized outsider (the African, Arab, or Jew). 2nd, the artists responsible for such intentionally go smaller when it comes to the genitals to avoid it from being the focal point / first thing you see when looking at the work. For all we know, David's a grower and that thing blows up by a few inches when erect (not to mention it's probably really cold in there). Thank you - that's one more thing to check off my why I can't sleep at night list. (But why are the Japanese so huge?) Also, in all fairness to my daughter, I may have been subjecting here to one of those discussions that you don't want to have with your mother especially in a crowded dorm room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 No lets face it, David didn't win any big cock competitions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Why is it that all of these classical statues of beautiful nude men with well-propositioned muscular bodies have teeny weeny weenies, and yet, in Japanese art,(like in pillow books)the men have most of their clothes on with anacondas hanging out of them? penis size was less important back then maybe? also i've never seen a male body pillow with an erection , and all Japanese porn has Mosaic over the dicks so who knows how big they are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 I read somewhere that if you look at the statue from what would be Goliath's perspective, David's face has a look of fear/angst. So it could just be retracted in because he's afraid he's gonna die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 penis size was less important back then maybe? also i've never seen a male body pillow with an erection , and all Japanese porn has Mosaic over the dicks so who knows how big they are? There has to be male dakis with erections. No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 He needs it to blow up by more than a few inches > lol poof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 I read somewhere that if you look at the statue from what would be Goliath's perspective, David's face has a look of fear/angst. So it could just be retracted in because he's afraid he's gonna die. Nonsense. Death turns on those Spartans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 He needs it to blow up by more than a few inches > The porn star speaks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Nonsense. Death turns on those Spartans. You're making me weep. David was Hebrew, you schmuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 31, 2017 Author Share Posted August 31, 2017 You're making me weep. David was Hebrew, you schmuck. What? I thought David was from Greece or whatever. You know 300? David is badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Why is it that all of these classical statues of beautiful nude men with well-propositioned muscular bodies have teeny weeny weenies, and yet, in Japanese art,(like in pillow books)the men have most of their clothes on with anacondas hanging out of them? Smaller male genitals were often seen as an alluring quality to younger or youthful men as they were often viewed as sexually desirable by stronger men if I'm not mistaken. It's the same principle of a female with well shaped perky tits being preferred over giant sandbags (unsightly proportions). Youthful men in antiquity were portrayed in smaller stature with masculine but "less masculine" bodies than say a full blown rugged soldier type. Ironically David probably never looked anything like that in real life, not even remotely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Why is it that all of these classical statues of beautiful nude men with well-propositioned muscular bodies have teeny weeny weenies, and yet, in Japanese art,(like in pillow books)the men have most of their clothes on with anacondas hanging out of them? For what it's worth, Japanese erotic art, or shunga, typically exaggerated both genitals and not just the penis. Beyond artistic efforts to draw the viewer to "the action," I'm not really sure why they did that, though. I study Japanese history and can tell you that, during WWII, when an American prisoner was captured, it was very likely for them to be castrated by Japanese troops. They did some seriously fucked up things with the genitals of American troops, but there are pictures of triumphant Japanese soldiers that are nude and have full erections as they stand by their collection of severed Americans penises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 For what it's worth, Japanese erotic art, or shunga, typically exaggerated both genitals and not just the penis. Beyond artistic efforts to draw the viewer to "the action," I'm not really sure why they did that, though. I study Japanese history and can tell you that, during WWII, when an American prisoner was captured, it was very likely for them to be castrated by Japanese troops. They did some seriously fucked up things with the genitals of American troops, but there are pictures of triumphant Japanese soldiers that are nude and have full erections as they stand by their collection of severed Americans penises. Not just castrated, erected and penis and testicles removed with a sword. God I know too many things I wish I didn't. I also would comment as to why I think they enlarged genitals, it's probably the same reason that many African tribes and Pacific Islanders had giant phallic totems of worship, people are superstitious and retarded. Genitals, in general, were seen as a source of mystical power, some more gravitating towards female genitals and some more towards males. In fact, alot of the separation of sexes stuff came from the notion of hypnotic powers women could use to control or manipulate men magically and thus an inherent fear of their mystical nono part powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I know this is awful, but he has like an impending rape face going on there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 31, 2017 Author Share Posted August 31, 2017 I know this is awful, but he has like an impending rape face going on there... lol you guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Not just castrated, erected and penis and testicles removed with a sword. God I know too many things I wish I didn't. Oh I know that and quite a bit more. I just didn't want to get graphic. I've seen some horrific pictures of that very act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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