SwimModSponges Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Seems like you better start now if you wanna make it by Halloween Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 WHAT ARE THE GODDAMMED SOFTBALLS FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zintar Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Very nice! I look forward to seeing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 WHAT ARE THE GODDAMMED SOFTBALLS FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xenomorph's eyes, I think. Though, it says one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Obviously the softball is to fill out the codpiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Obviously the softball is to fill out the codpiece. And here I thought that's why we used zucchini wrapped in tinfoil. Times are changing too fast for me to feel safe anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 And here I thought that's why we used zucchini wrapped in tinfoil. Times are changing too fast for me to feel safe anymore. Can't get on an airplane with the tinfoil zucchini. You have to either forego the foil altogether and run with unprotected fruit (I think zucchinis are fruit, right?) or completely turn the tables on 'em. Personally I just stick a baseball in my underwear but I'm modest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Can't get on an airplane with the tinfoil zucchini. You have to either forego the foil altogether and run with unprotected fruit (I think zucchinis are fruit, right?) or completely turn the tables on 'em. Personally I just stick a baseball in my underwear but I'm modest. I'd go with three myself, arranged, to the best of my ability, Triangularly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 You'll scare some of the boys away if you do something crazy like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 You'll scare some of the boys away if you do something crazy like that. The sexual curiosity that follows fear is my favorite piece of performance art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 They'll be really disappointed when they find out you were packing baseballs. The solution is to get some baseball-sized testes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted August 26, 2017 Author Share Posted August 26, 2017 Obviously the softball is to fill out the codpiece. The softball gets duck taped to the front of the baseball cap in order to extend the head, so this is technically correct enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 You should think of a way to make it where your head isn't decapitated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 human T-Rex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted August 27, 2017 Author Share Posted August 27, 2017 Xenomorph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 How thorough. Good luck. Post pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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