StarPanda Posted August 26, 2017 Posted August 26, 2017 Seems like you better start now if you wanna make it by Halloween
André Toulon Posted August 26, 2017 Posted August 26, 2017 WHAT ARE THE GODDAMMED SOFTBALLS FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bouvre Posted August 26, 2017 Posted August 26, 2017 WHAT ARE THE GODDAMMED SOFTBALLS FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xenomorph's eyes, I think. Though, it says one.
Codename: Jackass Posted August 26, 2017 Posted August 26, 2017 Obviously the softball is to fill out the codpiece.
Bouvre Posted August 26, 2017 Posted August 26, 2017 Obviously the softball is to fill out the codpiece. And here I thought that's why we used zucchini wrapped in tinfoil. Times are changing too fast for me to feel safe anymore.
Codename: Jackass Posted August 26, 2017 Posted August 26, 2017 And here I thought that's why we used zucchini wrapped in tinfoil. Times are changing too fast for me to feel safe anymore. Can't get on an airplane with the tinfoil zucchini. You have to either forego the foil altogether and run with unprotected fruit (I think zucchinis are fruit, right?) or completely turn the tables on 'em. Personally I just stick a baseball in my underwear but I'm modest.
Bouvre Posted August 26, 2017 Posted August 26, 2017 Can't get on an airplane with the tinfoil zucchini. You have to either forego the foil altogether and run with unprotected fruit (I think zucchinis are fruit, right?) or completely turn the tables on 'em. Personally I just stick a baseball in my underwear but I'm modest. I'd go with three myself, arranged, to the best of my ability, Triangularly.
Codename: Jackass Posted August 26, 2017 Posted August 26, 2017 You'll scare some of the boys away if you do something crazy like that.
Bouvre Posted August 26, 2017 Posted August 26, 2017 You'll scare some of the boys away if you do something crazy like that. The sexual curiosity that follows fear is my favorite piece of performance art.
Codename: Jackass Posted August 26, 2017 Posted August 26, 2017 They'll be really disappointed when they find out you were packing baseballs. The solution is to get some baseball-sized testes.
SwimModSponges Posted August 26, 2017 Author Posted August 26, 2017 Obviously the softball is to fill out the codpiece. The softball gets duck taped to the front of the baseball cap in order to extend the head, so this is technically correct enough.
Sieg67 Posted August 27, 2017 Posted August 27, 2017 You should think of a way to make it where your head isn't decapitated.
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