Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 Dumpster fire a thread in rants? Nah, Dane will call me a racist again.
nameraka Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 have you tried putting random items in a microwave and filming the results?
Mix Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 Nah, Dane will call me a racist again. it's ok, i'll be your black friend..... that way when he calls you that again, you can prove him wrong by saying the 100% fool proof exculpatory line, "I'm not racist, I have a black friend" ::]::
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 it's ok, i'll be your black friend..... that way when he calls you that again, you can prove him wrong by saying the 100% fool proof exculpatory line, "I'm not racist, I have a black friend" ::]:: I have relatives for that. >
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 have you tried putting random items in a microwave and filming the results? I need a sacrificial microwave.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 Be bored you've had a lot to do Did that most of the day
Mix Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 I have relatives for that. > You have black relatives...wow, me too....high five :robot)
fuggnificent Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 Nah, Dane will call me a racist again. Would you care if ru paul called you gay?
Mix Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 Would you care if ru paul called you gay? hell yeah I would....that's like the pope calling me a good christian....it's like wuuuuuuuuut "the pope is talking about me ::spin:: " In my mind, RuPaul is the pope of gay people
pail Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 |:: Do you think Stretch Armstrong stretches... You know... Down there? Too?
fuggnificent Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 hell yeah I would....that's like the pope calling me a good christian....it's like wuuuuuuuuut "the pope is talking about me ::spin:: " In my mind, RuPaul is the pope of gay people My poorly executed pt was that dane is pretty racist himself. He once responded to me twice in less than 24 hours: "youre black" and "because youre black."
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 Finish the golf cart. I need a welder.
pail Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 My poorly executed pt was that dane is pretty racist himself. He once responded to me twice in less than 24 hours: "youre black" and "because youre black." Just put him on your Ignore list.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 You have black relatives...wow, me too....high five :robot) You racist.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 Would you care if ru paul called you gay? Who is Ru Paul?
Naraku4656 Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 You have black relatives...wow, me too....high five :robot) if having a black relative gets you a get out of a dumb comment free card, then do i get one on a technicality?
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 Do you think Stretch Armstrong stretches... You know... Down there? Too? When he isn't erect, I'd imagine.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 if having a black relative gets you a get out of a dumb comment free card, then do i get one on a technicality? What if it's you and your black relative joking with each other and someone still calls you racist?
Naraku4656 Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 What if it's you and your black relative joking with each other and someone still calls you racist? that's why i asked on a technicality because A: i haven't spoken to them in years and B: they're a second cousin and they're adopted into the family so i have no blood relation to them
pail Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 When he isn't erect, I'd imagine. But what about when he is...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 My poorly executed pt was that dane is pretty racist himself. He once responded to me twice in less than 24 hours: "youre black" and "because youre black." Not surprising...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 that's why i asked on a technicality because A: i haven't spoken to them in years and B: they're a second cousin and they're adopted into the family so i have no blood relation to them you racist.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 But what about when he is... ACTUALLY. Can he even get an erection? -_'
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 shut up whitey I will slap the white off your face. ohno
pail Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 ACTUALLY. Can he even get an erection? -_' If he did it would just keep stretching... There's no stopping it! It's an EMD!
fuggnificent Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 Just put him on your Ignore list. I will after i get him to send me a dick pic
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 If he did it would just keep stretching... There's no stopping it! It's an EMD! Or like, would it be erect and then if you stretch it, would just one part be erect? Like say he has a 7" erection. You stretch it out 30"... and theres a 7" hard area in the middle. But also, is he a grower or a shower?
pail Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 I will slap the white off your face. ohno Bullshit. We all know you'd make your boytoy lick it off.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 Wow. Have you no soul? I KNOW WHO THE FUCK RU PAUL IS FUGGZ. I'M A FAGGOT >
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 Bullshit. We all know you'd make your boytoy lick it off. In Naraku4656[/member] 's case that'd be Mochi.
Naraku4656 Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 In Naraku4656[/member] 's case that'd be Mochi. i think you two make a better pair. you'd give him a pity fuck
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 Build one. I do have a car battery and jumper cables. But I have a friend who is a MUCH better welder than I am... I'd prefer him to do it. You've met him, in fact! Railroadengine[/member]
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 i think you two make a better pair. you'd give him a pity fuck I'm taken though
fuggnificent Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 I KNOW WHO THE FUCK RU PAUL IS FUGGZ. I'M A FAGGOT > HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WERE KIDDING? I DONE STARTED A FB THREAD AND TWITTER THREAD ALL ABOUT YOU!
Naraku4656 Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 I'm taken though and so am i, by my left hand. best waifu
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WERE KIDDING? I DONE STARTED A FB THREAD AND TWITTER THREAD ALL ABOUT YOU! What is a "twitter"
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 and so am i, by my left hand. best waifu nothing is better than these hands
pail Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 I will after i get him to send me a dick pic It's your call. Giving Dane the time of day is like buying a 4-pack for a homeless person without the awkward exchange about wanting to buy a hotdog. You get nothing out of it and he gets a fleeting recess from his lonely, meaningless existence.
fuggnificent Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 It's your call. Giving Dane the time of day is like buying a 4-pack for a homeless person without the awkward exchange about wanting to buy a hotdog. You get nothing out of it and he gets a fleeting recess from his lonely, meaningless existence. Dane is like the drunk uncle at the BBQ. Hes offensive but hes your uncle and you dont kick him out.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Posted August 23, 2017 Dane is like the drunk uncle at the BBQ. Hes offensive but hes your uncle and you dont kick him out. I would.
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