Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 |:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Dumpster fire a thread in rants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 Dumpster fire a thread in rants? Nah, Dane will call me a racist again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 have you tried putting random items in a microwave and filming the results? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Nah, Dane will call me a racist again. it's ok, i'll be your black friend..... that way when he calls you that again, you can prove him wrong by saying the 100% fool proof exculpatory line, "I'm not racist, I have a black friend" ::]:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Be bored you've had a lot to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 it's ok, i'll be your black friend..... that way when he calls you that again, you can prove him wrong by saying the 100% fool proof exculpatory line, "I'm not racist, I have a black friend" ::]:: I have relatives for that. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 have you tried putting random items in a microwave and filming the results? I need a sacrificial microwave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 Be bored you've had a lot to do Did that most of the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Finish the golf cart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 I have relatives for that. > You have black relatives...wow, me too....high five :robot) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Nah, Dane will call me a racist again. Would you care if ru paul called you gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Would you care if ru paul called you gay? hell yeah I would....that's like the pope calling me a good christian....it's like wuuuuuuuuut "the pope is talking about me ::spin:: " In my mind, RuPaul is the pope of gay people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 |:: Do you think Stretch Armstrong stretches... You know... Down there? Too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 hell yeah I would....that's like the pope calling me a good christian....it's like wuuuuuuuuut "the pope is talking about me ::spin:: " In my mind, RuPaul is the pope of gay people My poorly executed pt was that dane is pretty racist himself. He once responded to me twice in less than 24 hours: "youre black" and "because youre black." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 Finish the golf cart. I need a welder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 My poorly executed pt was that dane is pretty racist himself. He once responded to me twice in less than 24 hours: "youre black" and "because youre black." Just put him on your Ignore list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 You have black relatives...wow, me too....high five :robot) You racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 Would you care if ru paul called you gay? Who is Ru Paul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 You have black relatives...wow, me too....high five :robot) if having a black relative gets you a get out of a dumb comment free card, then do i get one on a technicality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 Do you think Stretch Armstrong stretches... You know... Down there? Too? When he isn't erect, I'd imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 if having a black relative gets you a get out of a dumb comment free card, then do i get one on a technicality? What if it's you and your black relative joking with each other and someone still calls you racist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 What if it's you and your black relative joking with each other and someone still calls you racist? that's why i asked on a technicality because A: i haven't spoken to them in years and B: they're a second cousin and they're adopted into the family so i have no blood relation to them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 When he isn't erect, I'd imagine. But what about when he is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 My poorly executed pt was that dane is pretty racist himself. He once responded to me twice in less than 24 hours: "youre black" and "because youre black." Not surprising... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 that's why i asked on a technicality because A: i haven't spoken to them in years and B: they're a second cousin and they're adopted into the family so i have no blood relation to them you racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 But what about when he is... ACTUALLY. Can he even get an erection? -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Nigga you racist. shut up whitey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 shut up whitey I will slap the white off your face. ohno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 ACTUALLY. Can he even get an erection? -_' If he did it would just keep stretching... There's no stopping it! It's an EMD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Just put him on your Ignore list. I will after i get him to send me a dick pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Who is Ru Paul? Wow. Have you no soul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 If he did it would just keep stretching... There's no stopping it! It's an EMD! Or like, would it be erect and then if you stretch it, would just one part be erect? Like say he has a 7" erection. You stretch it out 30"... and theres a 7" hard area in the middle. But also, is he a grower or a shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 I will slap the white off your face. ohno Bullshit. We all know you'd make your boytoy lick it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 Wow. Have you no soul? I KNOW WHO THE FUCK RU PAUL IS FUGGZ. I'M A FAGGOT > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 I will slap the white off your face. ohno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 Bullshit. We all know you'd make your boytoy lick it off. In Naraku4656[/member] 's case that'd be Mochi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 inb4 Nautius_Maximus[/member] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 I need a welder. Build one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 In Naraku4656[/member] 's case that'd be Mochi. i think you two make a better pair. you'd give him a pity fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 Build one. I do have a car battery and jumper cables. But I have a friend who is a MUCH better welder than I am... I'd prefer him to do it. You've met him, in fact! Railroadengine[/member] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 i think you two make a better pair. you'd give him a pity fuck I'm taken though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 I KNOW WHO THE FUCK RU PAUL IS FUGGZ. I'M A FAGGOT > HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WERE KIDDING? I DONE STARTED A FB THREAD AND TWITTER THREAD ALL ABOUT YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 I'm taken though and so am i, by my left hand. best waifu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WERE KIDDING? I DONE STARTED A FB THREAD AND TWITTER THREAD ALL ABOUT YOU! What is a "twitter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 and so am i, by my left hand. best waifu nothing is better than these hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 I will after i get him to send me a dick pic It's your call. Giving Dane the time of day is like buying a 4-pack for a homeless person without the awkward exchange about wanting to buy a hotdog. You get nothing out of it and he gets a fleeting recess from his lonely, meaningless existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 What is a "twitter" STAHP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 It's your call. Giving Dane the time of day is like buying a 4-pack for a homeless person without the awkward exchange about wanting to buy a hotdog. You get nothing out of it and he gets a fleeting recess from his lonely, meaningless existence. Dane is like the drunk uncle at the BBQ. Hes offensive but hes your uncle and you dont kick him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 Dane is like the drunk uncle at the BBQ. Hes offensive but hes your uncle and you dont kick him out. I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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