SwimOdin Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Question mark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 does to my left hand count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Almost, but she hasn't logged back in since last night. I pray that she isn't cheating on me and can keep her jeans on this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 Almost, but she hasn't logged back in since last night. I pray that she isn't cheating on me and can keep her jeans on this weekend. At this point, possibly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 I was almost married to a dude whose parents knew mine. It was strictly to get him his green card. Didn't happen. Â But my desk is big enough for my TV, Xbox, and computer. So I got that going for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 Almost, but she hasn't logged back in since last night. I pray that she isn't cheating on me and can keep her jeans on this weekend. Still a better love story than Twilight /meme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Yep.. You work for the gubmint or sumpin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 No. I'm at least ten years younger than you, so whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 I was almost married to a dude whose parents knew mine. It was strictly to get him his green card. Didn't happen. Â But my desk is big enough for my TV, Xbox, and computer. So I got that going for me. That sounds like an interesting story, tell me more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 Yep.. You work for the gubmint or sumpin? Just the sensus *jots down 'must investigate further'* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 i'm not interested in marriage. maybe a girlfriend, but i'm too lazy to put up with the responsibility and the nagging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 No. I'm at least ten years younger than you, so whatever. I didn't marry until 32, so you'll be well ahead of me if it happens in the next 10 years :catlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 That sounds like an interesting story, tell me more! Â Well the TV and Xbox are on the left side towards the corner so I can watch stuff from my bed. And then the computer and monitor are on the right side so I can lean up against the wall while I watch porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 i'm not interested in marriage. maybe a girlfriend, but i'm too lazy to put up with the responsibility and the nagging Nagging keeps me alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 Well the TV and Xbox are on the left side towards the corner so I can watch stuff from my bed. And then the computer and monitor are on the right side so I can lean up against the wall while I watch porn. NO ABOUT THE ARRAIGNED MARRIAGE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Many offers..no go..probably one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Nagging keeps me alive. i've been nagged by nearly everyone i've ever known for my entire life up until i started living alone. i get peace and quiet. i do get asked why i haven't really looked around ( i mean i have but not much effort) and i just like the quiet and the ability to plan my own life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 Many offers..no go..probably one day. You strike me as a very discerning individual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 i've been nagged by nearly everyone i've ever known for my entire life up until i started living alone. i get peace and quiet. i do get asked why i haven't really looked around ( i mean i have but not much effort) and i just like the quiet and the ability to plan my own life. Just don't think that you're meant to be alone, and leave yourself open to the opportunity. It's weird, I fucking love being alone, but I never wanted to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Just don't think that you're meant to be alone, and leave yourself open to the opportunity. It's weird, I fucking love being alone, but I never wanted to be. i know i'm meant to be alone. i'm open to the opportunity but i've also resigned myself to the fact that it's just not happening. i mostly got over it after college though so i'm not as bitter about it as i used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 I'm actually married to nabloom I'm pretty out of the loop, is nabloom someone on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 i know i'm meant to be alone. i'm open to the opportunity but i've also resigned myself to the fact that it's just not happening. i mostly got over it after college though so i'm not as bitter about it as i used to be. Not to delve too deeply, but have you dated a lot? My brother feels the same way as you but he didn't date very much so he's just resigned himself to a life alone. It makes me sad, but anytime I try to bring it up he shuts down. I'm curious if you've had failures in love, or if you just don't feel like it's for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Not to delve too deeply, but have you dated a lot? My brother feels the same way as you but he didn't date very much so he's just resigned himself to a life alone. It makes me sad, but anytime I try to bring it up he shuts down. I'm curious if you've had failures in love, or if you just don't feel like it's for you? i've been on a bunch of dating websites over the years and tried speed dating. i couldn't get any dates. after a while of doing it i got depressed and just stopped. only recently did i reopen my okcupid account and i'm kind of sorry i did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 I've slept around and dated a few people over the last few years but have no interest in marriage still. Partially because kids don't sound appealing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 I'm married to life right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 NO ABOUT THE ARRAIGNED MARRIAGE.  Part of my family is Chinese, as was the other family. However, they owned a coal mine or some shit in China so they were loaded. The idea was to have him marry me and we would stay together for 7 years and then divorce. He'd get his green card and I'd get $15,000 a year and another $15,000 once he got his card. We would stay married longer than was required for his card to help us look legit. We were to sign prenuptials to protect our individual assets, among other things.  I was chose because of the ties to their family, my age, heritage, etc. They wanted another Chinese person if possible or a white person if they couldn't find what they were looking for. I'm mixed. Mostly Scottish but part Chinese. I technically fit the bill and they liked that I had Chinese heritage but looked mostly white, the best of both worlds, as they said.  Was considering doing it, because I was going to be pampered and flown around the world with their son for his vacations. We Skyped and I was to meet the family that winter, all expenses paid trip to China. He and I met in person several times to discuss this whole thing and it was looking like it would happen.  Then I found out the money would go through my mother first, she being their contact and friend. I also discovered she was only going to give me $2,000 a year and keep the rest including the bonus $15,000. She said it was a "finders fee." So I told him and they backed out. Never heard from them again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 I'm pretty out of the loop, is nabloom someone on here? hes lying. Kidney takes it in the ass every night from athena Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 i've been on a bunch of dating websites over the years and tried speed dating. i couldn't get any dates. after a while of doing it i got depressed and just stopped. only recently did i reopen my okcupid account and i'm kind of sorry i did. Well, get yourself feeling right, then maybe it'll find you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 last night the strap on was shaped like Pickle Rick, at least that's what my spycam showed me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 I've slept around and dated a few people over the last few years but have no interest in marriage still. Partially because kids don't sound appealing You don't have to have kids if you get married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Well, get yourself feeling right, then maybe it'll find you. i'm feeling fine actually. like i said, after i stopped trying and just resigned myself to being single i became a lot more confident around people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 not every night yeah otherwise your asshole would be as ripped open and zenis :painfap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 I'm married to life right now Is life being faithful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 You don't have to have kids if you get married. yeah but the probability goes up. I mean I have one girl I know I would marry but that is a story for never Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 19, 2017 Author Share Posted August 19, 2017 Part of my family is Chinese, as was the other family. However, they owned a coal mine or some shit in China so they were loaded. The idea was to have him marry me and we would stay together for 7 years and then divorce. He'd get his green card and I'd get $15,000 a year and another $15,000 once he got his card. We would stay married longer than was required for his card to help us look legit. We were to sign prenuptials to protect our individual assets, among other things.  I was chose because of the ties to their family, my age, heritage, etc. They wanted another Chinese person if possible or a white person if they couldn't find what they were looking for. I'm mixed. Mostly Scottish but part Chinese. I technically fit the bill and they liked that I had Chinese heritage but looked mostly white, the best of both worlds, as they said.  Was considering doing it, because I was going to be pampered and flown around the world with their son for his vacations. We Skyped and I was to meet the family that winter, all expenses paid trip to China. He and I met in person several times to discuss this whole thing and it was looking like it would happen.  Then I found out the money would go through my mother first, she being their contact and friend. I also discovered she was only going to give me $2,000 a year and keep the rest including the bonus $15,000. She said it was a "finders fee." So I told him and they backed out. Never heard from them again. WOW! That's a wild story. So were you going to have no physical contact with him? What if you decided to have sex and got pregnant? Was it clear there would never be any feelings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Is life being faithful? Let's just say I can't complain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inuyashaboy05 Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Question mark? Â Married....with 2 kids! Â Keep in mind that in 2005 I was not lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 19, 2017 Author Share Posted August 19, 2017 Married....with 2 kids!  Keep in mind that in 2005 I was not lol. I think we can all say, thank God for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 if your curious, the last time i received a reply to a message was 2 days ago that just said "lol ok" and that was it. IT NEVER EEEEEEEEEEENDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 I'm actually married to nabloom  Excuse me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inuyashaboy05 Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 I think we can all say, thank God for that  I guess so! I mean, I would have never made all those spam pages and accounts on asmb!  Is that something to be proud of?  Anyway I ended up with a better woman than I started with so yes...thank God indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Who r u  Where are my cat pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 oh god the roommate complainer and her duck are here now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 He died  :catsad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 oh god the roommate complainer and her duck are here now  Wanna threesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 i'm not Rogue_Alphonse[/member] who gets off on having a car battery hooked up to his nipples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inuyashaboy05 Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 i'm not Rogue_Alphonse[/member] who gets off on having a car battery hooked up to his nipples  That's ok, my old van killed the battery so....it has no power.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 WOW!  That's a wild story. So were you going to have no physical contact with him? What if you decided to have sex and got pregnant? Was it clear there would never be any feelings?  We didn't hash all that out but I was expected to be submissive in the bedroom but not to a point of ruining the whole operation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 no....but LB and I have been together forever...I have given hints on the ring I want     Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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