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Have you ever kissed a 19 year old on the lips...


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Well try dating girls though, just not the ones I date because then we both might end up on some kind of Forensic Files crime show.

 

Already tried girls bro. I dated 3 girls in high school, didn't enjoy it for multiple reasons. And also I can't really stand the sight of vaginas they disgust me and make me nervous. I totally understand why phallic and vaginal worship were among some of the first forms of religion, sometimes they are awe inspiring with their power and fear inducing.

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Yep. Was successful, too. Then again, I'm smoother than you, so yeah.

 

Nope, you don't have my looks or flair. You're a typical social media drone just like the rest of them, which is why these mindless girls can't find commitment these days because they keep going from same to same to same.

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Nope, you don't have my looks or flair. .

 

No, he doesn't. And he doesn't wear a little chef's hat or giggle when somebody pokes him in the tummy, Poppin Fresh.

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Sounds like this endeavor had a happy ending in both a literal and figurative sense

 

I wish it were an Asian dude. Ive never gotten my paws on one of them. Haha. :P

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Well I am not Asian myself, so sadly I can't help you out on that end  :P

 

Awww damn, they really need like a cute Asian guy lottery or something. Knowing how weird Japanese tv is I bet they have one actually. Lmao

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And also I can't really stand the sight of vaginas they disgust me and make me nervous.

 

 

That doesn't necessarily mean you're gay.  Just prudent. 

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