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Do you and fuggz call each other and bet on which one of you can say the stupidest shit every day.

 

Look man, nothing you consume or own is better than anything anyone else has or eats.

 

You drink trash

you eat trash

your hairstyle is trash

you dress like trash

you work in trash

you own trash

you steal trash

you live in trash

 

Your entire life is just trash.

 

Seconded.

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Do you and fuggz call each other and bet on which one of you can say the stupidest shit every day?

 

Well, fuggs did try to step in and .... got ignored.  They must have a some kind of security pact:  Kenny gets timely rescue and fap material of her roach infested house, and Fuggs gets to claim Kenny as military hottie / prison lover / whoever that dude she periodically claims is thinking about her while fucking whatever.

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Did the rats under your refrigerator host a beauty pageant again?

There aren't any.  One of those to whom I refer is a former telephone operator from the casino where I work.  She's attending college now, trying to get a better career going, but still found time to attend the opening night of Suicide Squad with me at Imax.  She and I at least share the same taste in movies.  Prior to that, it was The Hangover, part three.  She's in my Facebook a lot.
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Why do doctors always ask whether I smoke when, according to you, they should be able to sniff out that answer?

 

Because they need a quantitative answer, not a qualitative one.

 

(Also, there are people who smell like smoke because they live with smokers, not because they smoke.)

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And most of them know nothing about whether I smoke until they ask.

 

I went to my pulmonary doctor today....Even though my chart says I'm a non-smoker, she asks literally every time I go in there.  They know you smoke, these are things they HAVE to do depending on what the visit is for.

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Why do doctors always ask whether I smoke when, according to you, they should be able to sniff out that answer?

Secondhand smoke leaves a smell, dumbshit.

 

Living with a smoker can leave you with the snell of smoke, even for non-smokers.

 

For fucks sake, this "smoke doesn't have a smell" thing is easily one of the dumbest things anyone's ever said. I can literally tell the difference between burning materials without looking. Burning toast smells different from burning plastic which smells different from wood. And different kinds of wood smell different from each other when burned, too.

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I went to my pulmonary doctor today....Even though my chart says I'm a non-smoker, she asks literally every time I go in there.  They know you smoke, these are things they HAVE to do depending on what the visit is for.

Because other than asking, they have no way of knowing.
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Secondhand smoke leaves a smell, dumbshit.

 

Living with a smoker can leave you with the snell of smoke, even for non-smokers.

 

For fucks sake, this "smoke doesn't have a smell" thing is easily one of the dumbest things anyone's ever said. I can literally tell the difference between burning materials without looking. Burning toast smells different from burning plastic which smells different from wood. And different kinds of wood smell different from each other when burned, too.

I wasn't billed extra for smoking in a non smoking motel room.  Nobody noticed..
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Because other than asking, they have no way of knowing.

You're going to be wrong every time you say that, and no one will believe you. I don't even think that you believe it - it's just your fall back when you get sad and need attention.

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Lol.  Kenny is introducing a philosophical argument to make a point.

 

If someone cums is in my mouth, and I can't taste it...

...is cum really in my mouth?

 

You only taste the cum if you see the cum. That is why packard's dad and uncle always made him were a blindfold.

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Do you and fuggz call each other and bet on which one of you can say the stupidest shit every day.

 

Look man, nothing you consume or own is better than anything anyone else has or eats.

 

You drink trash

you eat trash

your hairstyle is trash

you dress like trash

you work in trash

you own trash

you steal trash

you live in trash

 

Your entire life is just trash.

 

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  Or anybody at all, even people with perfect teeth.  It's mill question that has nothing to do with appearance or smell.

 

It's not a "mill question." It's called a routine intake question. Why is whether or not they ask about your smoking so important? The intake also generally asks if you drink, use any unprescribed or street drugs, and if you're sexually active. How come those questions don't turn your little crank?

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It's not a "mill question." It's called a routine intake question. Why is whether or not they ask about your smoking so important? The intake also generally asks if you drink, use any unprescribed or street drugs, and if you're sexually active. How come those questions don't turn your little crank?

 

Because they never ask him if he's sexually active and he doesn't give them a chance to ask about drinking after he goes on a twenty minute gloat about how he's been dry for years and years.

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