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Sawdamizer Monster Mutant

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  On 8/7/2017 at 8:50 PM, Carl Johnson said:

Do you and fuggz call each other and bet on which one of you can say the stupidest shit every day.

 

Look man, nothing you consume or own is better than anything anyone else has or eats.

 

You drink trash

you eat trash

your hairstyle is trash

you dress like trash

you work in trash

you own trash

you steal trash

you live in trash

 

Your entire life is just trash.

 

Seconded.

scoobdog Monster Mutant

scoobdog

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  On 8/7/2017 at 8:50 PM, Carl Johnson said:

Do you and fuggz call each other and bet on which one of you can say the stupidest shit every day?

 

Well, fuggs did try to step in and .... got ignored.  They must have a some kind of security pact:  Kenny gets timely rescue and fap material of her roach infested house, and Fuggs gets to claim Kenny as military hottie / prison lover / whoever that dude she periodically claims is thinking about her while fucking whatever.

mthor Super Hero

mthor

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  On 8/7/2017 at 9:06 PM, 1938 Packard said:

Seconded by the guy who hasn't changed his hair at all since 1973.

Don't start. You can't even tell the Cassidy brothers apart.

1938 Packard Monster Mutant

1938 Packard

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  On 8/7/2017 at 9:13 PM, mthor said:

Don't start. You can't even tell the Cassidy brothers apart.

They were both lousy then and they're probably lousy now.  You could swap their heads and nobody would know.
André Toulon Monster Mutant

André Toulon

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  On 8/7/2017 at 9:06 PM, 1938 Packard said:

Seconded by the guy who hasn't changed his hair at all since 1973.

 

Do you think his avatar is actually him?......Because I'm really not understanding how you think these jabs are funny

1938 Packard Monster Mutant

1938 Packard

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  On 8/7/2017 at 9:21 PM, Carl Johnson said:

Do you think his avatar is actually him?......Because I'm really not understanding how you think these jabs are funny

His avatar is like an outfit that only he thinks is cool.
1938 Packard Monster Mutant

1938 Packard

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  On 8/7/2017 at 9:38 PM, scoobdog said:

Did the rats under your refrigerator host a beauty pageant again?

There aren't any.  One of those to whom I refer is a former telephone operator from the casino where I work.  She's attending college now, trying to get a better career going, but still found time to attend the opening night of Suicide Squad with me at Imax.  She and I at least share the same taste in movies.  Prior to that, it was The Hangover, part three.  She's in my Facebook a lot.
André Toulon Monster Mutant

André Toulon

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  On 8/7/2017 at 9:46 PM, 1938 Packard said:

Suicide Squad  -  She and I at least share the same taste in movies. 

 

Your taste is trash

 

This presumably elderly woman with no sense of smell is trash

 

scoobdog Monster Mutant

scoobdog

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  On 8/7/2017 at 9:52 PM, Carl Johnson said:

Your taste is trash

 

This presumably elderly woman with no sense of smell is trash

 

You need to scour his FB for dream girl.  I would, but I'm not friends.

mthor Super Hero

mthor

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They were both lousy then and they're probably lousy now.  You could swap their heads and nobody would know.

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Mmm, them's some sour  grapes.

 

naraku360 Monster Mutant

naraku360

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  On 8/7/2017 at 9:34 PM, scoobdog said:

You wish you were a handsome mother fucker like that.

Or at very least he wishes he could fuck his mother.

 

If only he could find the right grave.

1938 Packard Monster Mutant

1938 Packard

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  On 8/7/2017 at 9:52 PM, Carl Johnson said:

Your taste is trash

 

This presumably elderly woman with no sense of smell is trash

Why do doctors always ask whether I smoke when, according to you, they should be able to sniff out that answer?
mthor Super Hero

mthor

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  On 8/7/2017 at 9:56 PM, 1938 Packard said:

Why do doctors always ask whether I smoke when, according to you, they should be able to sniff out that answer?

 

Because they need a quantitative answer, not a qualitative one.

 

(Also, there are people who smell like smoke because they live with smokers, not because they smoke.)

mthor Super Hero

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  On 8/7/2017 at 10:00 PM, 1938 Packard said:

And most of them know nothing about whether I smoke until they ask.

 

Oh, my God, you are so delusional. You really need professional help, and if you're getting it, they need to kick it up a notch.

André Toulon Monster Mutant

André Toulon

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  On 8/7/2017 at 10:00 PM, 1938 Packard said:

And most of them know nothing about whether I smoke until they ask.

 

I went to my pulmonary doctor today....Even though my chart says I'm a non-smoker, she asks literally every time I go in there.  They know you smoke, these are things they HAVE to do depending on what the visit is for.

naraku360 Monster Mutant

naraku360

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  On 8/7/2017 at 9:56 PM, 1938 Packard said:

Why do doctors always ask whether I smoke when, according to you, they should be able to sniff out that answer?

Secondhand smoke leaves a smell, dumbshit.

 

Living with a smoker can leave you with the snell of smoke, even for non-smokers.

 

For fucks sake, this "smoke doesn't have a smell" thing is easily one of the dumbest things anyone's ever said. I can literally tell the difference between burning materials without looking. Burning toast smells different from burning plastic which smells different from wood. And different kinds of wood smell different from each other when burned, too.

1938 Packard Monster Mutant

1938 Packard

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  On 8/7/2017 at 10:04 PM, Carl Johnson said:

I went to my pulmonary doctor today....Even though my chart says I'm a non-smoker, she asks literally every time I go in there.  They know you smoke, these are things they HAVE to do depending on what the visit is for.

Because other than asking, they have no way of knowing.
1938 Packard Monster Mutant

1938 Packard

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  On 8/7/2017 at 10:04 PM, naraku360 said:

Secondhand smoke leaves a smell, dumbshit.

 

Living with a smoker can leave you with the snell of smoke, even for non-smokers.

 

For fucks sake, this "smoke doesn't have a smell" thing is easily one of the dumbest things anyone's ever said. I can literally tell the difference between burning materials without looking. Burning toast smells different from burning plastic which smells different from wood. And different kinds of wood smell different from each other when burned, too.

I wasn't billed extra for smoking in a non smoking motel room.  Nobody noticed..
scoobdog Monster Mutant

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  On 8/7/2017 at 9:56 PM, 1938 Packard said:

Why do doctors always ask whether I smoke when, according to you, they should be able to sniff out that answer?

 

Lol.  They know you smoke, douchebag.  That's why they ask.

mthor Super Hero

mthor

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  On 8/7/2017 at 10:05 PM, 1938 Packard said:

Because other than asking, they have no way of knowing.

You're going to be wrong every time you say that, and no one will believe you. I don't even think that you believe it - it's just your fall back when you get sad and need attention.

scoobdog Monster Mutant

scoobdog

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  On 8/7/2017 at 10:10 PM, Carl Johnson said:

Tell fuggz you won the stupid match today......She'll have to step her game up.

 

Never fear.

 

She's making a ton of fake Tinderoni chats as we speak.

 

Prepare to be shocked and amazed.

scoobdog Monster Mutant

scoobdog

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  On 8/7/2017 at 10:11 PM, 1938 Packard said:

It's routine... they think they have to ask everybody.

 

Especially the dude with tar stains on his one good tooth.

André Toulon Monster Mutant

André Toulon

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  On 8/7/2017 at 10:11 PM, 1938 Packard said:

It's routine... they think they have to ask everybody.

 

EXACTLY....That's why they ask you despite knowing fully well you smoke.  How are these posts helping your argument?

stilgar Monster Mutant

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  On 8/7/2017 at 6:51 PM, scoobdog said:

Lol.  Kenny is introducing a philosophical argument to make a point.

 

If someone cums is in my mouth, and I can't taste it...

...is cum really in my mouth?

 

You only taste the cum if you see the cum. That is why packard's dad and uncle always made him were a blindfold.

1938 Packard Monster Mutant

1938 Packard

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  On 8/7/2017 at 10:13 PM, scoobdog said:

Especially the dude with tar stains on his one good tooth.

  Or anybody at all, even people with perfect teeth.  It's mill question that has nothing to do with appearance or smell.
stilgar Monster Mutant

stilgar

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  On 8/7/2017 at 8:50 PM, Carl Johnson said:

Do you and fuggz call each other and bet on which one of you can say the stupidest shit every day.

 

Look man, nothing you consume or own is better than anything anyone else has or eats.

 

You drink trash

you eat trash

your hairstyle is trash

you dress like trash

you work in trash

you own trash

you steal trash

you live in trash

 

Your entire life is just trash.

 

scoobdog Monster Mutant

scoobdog

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  On 8/7/2017 at 10:15 PM, 1938 Packard said:

  Or anybody at all, even people with perfect teeth.  It's mill question that has nothing to do with appearance or smell.

 

But they see the black tooth.... and they know.

mthor Super Hero

mthor

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  On 8/7/2017 at 10:15 PM, 1938 Packard said:

  Or anybody at all, even people with perfect teeth.  It's mill question that has nothing to do with appearance or smell.

 

It's not a "mill question." It's called a routine intake question. Why is whether or not they ask about your smoking so important? The intake also generally asks if you drink, use any unprescribed or street drugs, and if you're sexually active. How come those questions don't turn your little crank?

scoobdog Monster Mutant

scoobdog

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  On 8/7/2017 at 10:20 PM, mthor said:

It's not a "mill question." It's called a routine intake question. Why is whether or not they ask about your smoking so important? The intake also generally asks if you drink, use any unprescribed or street drugs, and if you're sexually active. How come those questions don't turn your little crank?

 

Because they never ask him if he's sexually active and he doesn't give them a chance to ask about drinking after he goes on a twenty minute gloat about how he's been dry for years and years.

mthor Super Hero

mthor

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  On 8/7/2017 at 10:22 PM, scoobdog said:

Because they never ask him if he's sexually active.

To be honest, If he was my patient, I wouldn't ask. There are places that even the most dedicated professional simply will not go.

naraku360 Monster Mutant

naraku360

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  On 8/7/2017 at 10:08 PM, 1938 Packard said:

I wasn't billed extra for smoking in a non smoking motel room.  Nobody noticed..

Or.....

 

 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR.....

 

 

Nobody cared.

naraku360 Monster Mutant

naraku360

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  On 8/7/2017 at 10:15 PM, stilgar said:

You only taste the cum if you see the cum. That is why packard's dad and uncle always made him were a blindfold.

I hope someday I get the chance to rip a huge one in Packie's face, because you can't smell a fart unless you see it first.
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