Sawdamizer Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 Backpage.com Get yourself a hooker, something not too expensive, not too cheap... you know.... the middle of the road. Haggle her down to $150 for an hour, and get ready to flip an extra $50 if you wanna hit that from the back. You're welcome. Tomorrow? Get tested.
Zenigundam Posted July 30, 2017 Author Posted July 30, 2017 Haggle her down This is how I read your post. Thanks for the advice! :it:
fuggnificent Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 Backpage.com Get yourself a hooker, something not too expensive, not too cheap... you know.... the middle of the road. Haggle her down to $150 for an hour, and get ready to flip an extra $50 if you wanna hit that from the back. You're welcome. Tomorrow? Get tested. Telling him how you find your victims?
Zenigundam Posted July 30, 2017 Author Posted July 30, 2017 wut? You wouldn't understand since you've never kissed a girl.
fuggnificent Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 You wouldn't understand since you've never kissed a girl. He IS a girl.
naraku360 Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 You wouldn't understand since you've never kissed a girl. Yet I've had sex more times than you.
PenguinBoss Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 Yet I've had sex more times than you. Ah, so it's like Pretty Woman.
Danger_Jules Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 Go watch a bear ride a motorcycle. Go visit the great wall of spackle.
Zenigundam Posted July 30, 2017 Author Posted July 30, 2017 Go watch a bear ride a motorcycle. Go visit the great wall of spackle. Gay
Danger_Jules Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 Using the term gay as a derogatory, Zeni? What would Mochi say?
stilgar Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 Using the term gay as a derogatory, Zeni? What would Mochi say? He certainly wouldn't say "I hope dudeco jerks off to pictures of my feet." That's for sure.
Guest The Hound Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 Yet I've had sex more times than you. Careful. You're starting to sound like me.
fuggnificent Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 oy $150/hour. I make more in an hour of camming. because yer super duper hot
naraku360 Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 Careful. You're starting to sound like me. Sex even one time is more tines than Zeni. It's not much of an accomplishment.
Guest The Hound Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 I'd like to think most of us have lost count on the number of times we've had sex. But... That just goes for those board couples, and basically just me and a couple of our old resident buttsluts.
Guest The Hound Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 Zeni is the kind of guy who would finally get laid and start tearing that shit up as fast as he possibly can, asking her him if he's in their top 5, completely unaware that he's just creating friction and the other party is hoping he's just done asap.
fuggnificent Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 I'd like to think most of us have lost count on the number of times we've had sex. But... That just goes for those board couples, and basically just me and a couple of our old resident buttsluts. Naraku s only been with one woman who after many years still doesnt wanna date him. he probably has kept track and knows exactly how many times. i lost count of partners in 2010...i was keeping track then the names started to repeat and i lost track.
Guest The Hound Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 Naraku s only been with one woman who after many years still doesnt wanna date him. he probably has kept track and knows exactly how many times. i lost count of partners in 2010...i was keeping track then the names started to repeat and i lost track. i remember all 30+ names, i just don't know the exact numbers ive let my load out with the help of a female anymore
naraku360 Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 Naraku s only been with one woman who after many years still doesnt wanna date him. he probably has kept track and knows exactly how many times. i lost count of partners in 2010...i was keeping track then the names started to repeat and i lost track. You say this like I expected to date her. And no, I haven't paid attention to how many times we've banged.
fuggnificent Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 i remember all 30+ names, i just don't know the exact numbers ive let my load out with the help of a female anymore thats impressive. it used to bother me that i didn't know. now its whatevs.
Zenigundam Posted July 30, 2017 Author Posted July 30, 2017 The funny thing about Viper is that he brags about banging the ones that everybody else passed on for a reason. Quality, not quantity, Viper. Get a hottie for once and then you'll have UEMB cred.
mthor Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 The funny thing about Viper is that he brags about banging the ones that everybody else passed on for a reason. Quality, not quantity, Viper. Get a hottie for once and then you'll have UEMB cred. That's amusing, considering that you'd bang a bulldog in heat if it gave you a second look. Quality, quantity - how about you try for any?
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