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  On 7/29/2017 at 8:58 PM, Sawdamizer said:

I am sure I can figure it out, Mr Wizard. But, you know... when my guidance counselor asked the class what we wanted to be when we grew up? Not one person in the class said "Broke ass fucked up looking janitor in the worst fucking rectal wart of a city in America"

Most of the kids in my class wanted to drummers in rock bands, professional hockey goalies, casino game dealers, teachers and even one that said he wanted to be a lawyer.  The majority of them are either dead or in prison.  The one who said he wanted to be a lawyer ended up as a HVAC technician.  I'm not broke... I have no major debts besides this mortgage and I finish every month in the black.  That means, cash on hand, undedicated. 
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  On 7/29/2017 at 10:39 PM, 1938 Packard said:

Most of the kids in my class wanted to drummers in rock bands, professional hockey goalies, casino game dealers, teachers and even one that said he wanted to be a lawyer.  The majority of them are either dead or in prison.  The one who said he wanted to be a lawyer ended up as a HVAC technician.  I'm not broke... I have no major debts besides this mortgage and I finish every month in the black.  That means, cash on hand, undedicated.

 

Alot of people from my highschool class are dead or in prison. Its fucking crazy.  ::D:: ::D::

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  On 7/29/2017 at 10:40 PM, Phillies said:

Alot of people from my highschool class are dead or in prison. Its fucking crazy.  ::D:: ::D::

my yearbook got lost and i never cared about those people. i think some of them are working at the same jobs they were working at in high school which i think is pretty sad honestly

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you know i actually feel bad for people working minimum wage.

 

breaking out of character for a minute it's been 7.25 since i was in high school and i was earning close to that shit back then. it was honestly an insult. like thanks for an hour here's 7 bucks go buy yourself a soda, kid. like fuck you old man i have dreams. also ive been drinking

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  On 7/30/2017 at 1:31 AM, Naraku4656 said:

you know i actually feel bad for people working minimum wage.

 

breaking out of character for a minute it's been 7.25 since i was in high school and i was earning close to that shit back then. it was honestly an insult. like thanks for an hour here's 7 bucks go buy yourself a soda, kid. like fuck you old man i have dreams. also ive been drinking

 

"Things Zeni would say for $500, Alex"

Posted
  On 7/30/2017 at 3:21 AM, Phillies said:

And a chance at getting laid with a member of the opposite sex.  :|

i guess a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance is still a chance

Posted
  On 7/30/2017 at 3:26 AM, Naraku4656 said:

nah, i don't feel the world owes me sex. i'm aware the problem is me, but i'm too stubborn to do anything about it

 

yeah.. its totally because you're stubborn

 

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Posted
  On 7/30/2017 at 1:04 AM, StarPanda said:

It's ok you're hired

 

Now here is your bucket and mop

And here are your two pensions, your medical insurance, your seniority rights, your access to dispute mediation, your paid vacations, your periodic bonuses, your ever growing severance package, your disability insurance and your low cost prescription plan.
Posted
  On 7/30/2017 at 3:28 AM, fuggnificent said:

yeah.. its totally because you're stubborn

 

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well i own a house, don't live with a parent, financially stable with no debt, live in the nicest part of my area. so i have that going for me, which you don't.

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  On 7/30/2017 at 3:38 AM, Naraku4656 said:

well i own a house, don't live with a parent, financially stable with no debt, live in the nicest part of my area. so i have that going for me, which you don't.

 

its because i dont need any of all that

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  On 7/30/2017 at 3:23 AM, Naraku4656 said:

i guess a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance is still a chance

 

You can always get a waifu >.>

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  On 7/30/2017 at 4:03 AM, fuggnificent said:

its because i dont need any of all that

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you don't need financial stability? well then i hope you enjoy your mound of debt with whatever pour soul you fail to fill your empty life with

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  On 7/30/2017 at 4:07 AM, Naraku4656 said:

i mean i do want to bang that girl from Paramore, does that count?

 

Haley Williams i think her name is.  I dunno if she has a pillow print in stock. Shes too 3-d anyways for a waifu.

Posted
  On 7/30/2017 at 4:12 AM, Phillies said:

Haley Williams i think her name is.  I dunno if she has a pillow print in stock. Shes too 3 day anyways for a waifu.

i like a me some red heads

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  On 7/30/2017 at 4:06 AM, Naraku4656 said:

you don't need financial stability? well then i hope you enjoy your mound of debt with whatever pour soul you fail to fill your empty life with

 

 

yes. may your .. financial stability... keep you warm at night

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  On 7/30/2017 at 4:14 AM, fuggnificent said:

 

yes. may your .. financial stability... keep you warm at night

and i hope still living with your mother and knowing you will never have anything more than that, especially since you're probably close to double the age i am, keep you warm at night

 

we really are opposites of each other. i forget who said it but someone said that you like to pretend that you have all these things when really all you have is nothing. i think it was buddy, idk that requires me to remember things

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  On 7/30/2017 at 4:24 AM, Naraku4656 said:

and i hope still living with your mother and knowing you will never have anything more than that, especially since you're probably close to double the age i am, keep you warm at night

 

we really are opposites of each other. i forget who said it but someone said that you like to pretend that you have all these things when really all you have is nothing. i think it was buddy, idk that requires me to remember things

 

lol i am not double your age :D

 

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  On 7/30/2017 at 4:42 AM, fuggnificent said:

lol i am not double your age :D

read fuggs REEEEEEEEEEEAD. i know it's hard for you but try to reeeeeeeead. i said "close to" cloooooooooose to. that means not exact.

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  On 7/30/2017 at 4:44 AM, Naraku4656 said:

read fuggs REEEEEEEEEEEAD. i know it's hard for you but try to reeeeeeeead. i said "close to" cloooooooooose to. that means not exact.

 

im not close to either.. i got 20 years before im 50. what are you even talking about? do you know?

Posted
  On 7/30/2017 at 4:45 AM, fuggnificent said:

 

im not close to either.. i got 20 years before im 50. what are you even talking about? do you know?

 

You're like 38

 

50-38=12

 

You're about a decade away from 50.

 

It's cool. We'll all be 50 someday. But don't fucking lie about it.

 

And don't try to say you're closer to 30 than 40... Come on now

Posted
  On 7/30/2017 at 4:45 AM, fuggnificent said:

 

im not close to either.. i got 20 years before im 50. what are you even talking about? do you know?

i think my walls listen more than you do.

Posted
  On 7/30/2017 at 4:47 AM, Nabloom said:

You're like 38

 

50-38=12

 

You're about a decade away from 50.

 

It's cool. We'll all be 50 someday. But don't fucking lie about it.

 

And don't try to say you're closer to 30 than 40... Come on now

she's probably more around packard's age, he also seems to have an issue reading things

Posted
  On 7/30/2017 at 4:47 AM, Nabloom said:

You're like 38

 

50-38=12

 

You're about a decade away from 50.

 

It's cool. We'll all be 50 someday. But don't fucking lie about it.

 

And don't try to say you're closer to 30 than 40... Come on now

 

im not 38. thanks for making up an age for me. :D

Posted
  On 7/30/2017 at 4:55 AM, fuggnificent said:

you are not the age youre close to and im definitely not twice naraku's age

 

True. Viper was saying buddy is double his age too. Equally stupid. Idk what these fools' deal is. Like being in your 20s is even something to brag about.


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