Naraku4656 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 this place is too white picket fence. i have never in my life seen christmas carolers going door to door. i thought that was a thing that only happened in movies. nope, people are knocking on doors here. i shut my lights so they don't knock on mine. i didn't think i was moving to Mayberry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 blast some satanic chants and turn on a red light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeNewBee Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 this place is too white picket fence. i have never in my life seen christmas carolers going door to door. i thought that was a thing that only happened in movies. nope, people are knocking on doors here. i shut my lights so they don't knock on mine. i didn't think i was moving to Mayberry Just get a handgun Just make it known you have it And tell them to get off your property Or just them Up to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 21, 2016 Author Share Posted December 21, 2016 in this town, that might get me arrested. isn't there a middle ground between the place i was living, which was Mission Hill, and this place which is Mayberry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 in this town, that might get me arrested. isn't there a middle ground between the place i was living, which was Mission Hill, and this place which is Mayberry you could potentially create a middle ground if you take one for the team and get arrested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 22, 2016 Author Share Posted December 22, 2016 you could potentially create a middle ground if you take one for the team and get arrested yeaaaaaaaaaah i think i would have more problems if i did that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 i will protect you i'm just brown enough that they won't fucks with you... but not so brown that i'll get hauled away too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 22, 2016 Author Share Posted December 22, 2016 i will protect you i'm just brown enough that they won't fucks with you... but not so brown that i'll get hauled away too i meant the whole my job requires me to have a clean record thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 this place is too white picket fence. i have never in my life seen christmas carolers going door to door. i thought that was a thing that only happened in movies. nope, people are knocking on doors here. i shut my lights so they don't knock on mine. i didn't think i was moving to Mayberry so you live in a 1950's sitcom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 so i'll just come stay for a month instead and make sure to talk really loud on my phone outside the house i got some large gold hoop earrings around here somewhere, we just need to find me a velour tracksuit and a bedazzler teamwork makes the dream work, we can change the dynamic together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 22, 2016 Author Share Posted December 22, 2016 so you live in a 1950's sitcom? apparently. except with more Indian people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 22, 2016 Author Share Posted December 22, 2016 so i'll just come stay for a month instead and make sure to talk really loud on my phone outside the house i got some large gold hoop earrings around here somewhere, we just need to find me a velour tracksuit and a bedazzler teamwork makes the dream work, we can change the dynamic together i'm pretty sure the HOA would just kick me out lol. seriously i have two HOAs TWO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 well that was your first warning sign just when you think you'll get the chance to let out that inner chola... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Could be worse .... you could be hearing gunshots instead of carolers ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 22, 2016 Author Share Posted December 22, 2016 Could be worse .... you could be hearing gunshots instead of carolers ... i USED to hear gunshots instead of carolers...that's why i moved out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 I call that going into Jehovah Witness mode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 i USED to hear gunshots instead of carolers...that's why i moved out... well you can't have it both ways. You gotta have one or the other. I'd take the carolers and do something low down like install a sprinkler system ....or let a dog poop in the lawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 22, 2016 Author Share Posted December 22, 2016 well you can't have it both ways. You gotta have one or the other. I'd take the carolers and do something low down like install a sprinkler system ....or let a dog poop in the lawn what, there's no middle ground between a neighborhood that had a great sense of community but had a lot of break ins and a neighborhood with 0 sense of community but is safe enough to have carolers go door to door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 what, there's no middle ground between a neighborhood that had a great sense of community but had a lot of break ins and a neighborhood with 0 sense of community but is safe enough to have carolers go door to door the answer is to move to my neighborhood 0 sense of community, 0 break ins, and 0 visible or audible holiday cheer but good luck finding a decent paying job within your skill sets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 what, there's no middle ground between a neighborhood that had a great sense of community but had a lot of break ins and a neighborhood with 0 sense of community but is safe enough to have carolers go door to door The ones with registered sex offenders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 The ones with registered sex offenders such things are deceiving one could get caught pissing in public as a very young teenager and poof! sex offenda fo lyfe! or at least, well past adulthood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 this place is too white picket fence. i have never in my life seen christmas carolers going door to door. i thought that was a thing that only happened in movies. nope, people are knocking on doors here. i shut my lights so they don't knock on mine. i didn't think i was moving to Mayberry Yeah I've never seen actual carolers, I would shut my lights off too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 22, 2016 Author Share Posted December 22, 2016 Yeah I've never seen actual carolers, I would shut my lights off too. they were right across the street from me. i closed my lights and peeked out of the side of my window twice. they never came over here and it's been a few hours so i think i'm good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Now you got me wondering since I just moved too.... But i'll be at my parents for Christmas so I shouldn't worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 22, 2016 Author Share Posted December 22, 2016 Now you got me wondering since I just moved too.... But i'll be at my parents for Christmas so I shouldn't worry. i mean i will be too. the amount of indian and far east Asian folks are what saves this neighborhood from being so white picket fence that i'd really think about leaving. i'll take my super india market spices for $3 cheaper and much fresher than elsewhere and my awesome Korean candy thankyouverymuch. let the poor bastard a few doors down complain that DERTERKINOURJERBS while i enjoy the food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Go join them and sing horribly off key so they never harass you again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidden Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 dont answer the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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