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Naraku4656 Monster Mutant

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this place is too white picket fence. i have never in my life seen christmas carolers going door to door. i thought that was a thing that only happened in movies. nope, people are knocking on doors here. i shut my lights so they don't knock on mine. i didn't think i was moving to Mayberry

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this place is too white picket fence. i have never in my life seen christmas carolers going door to door. i thought that was a thing that only happened in movies. nope, people are knocking on doors here. i shut my lights so they don't knock on mine. i didn't think i was moving to Mayberry

Just get a handgun

Just make it known you have it

And tell them to get off your property

Or just them

Up to you

 

MEXobiologist Star

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in this town, that might get me arrested. isn't there a middle ground between the place i was living, which was Mission Hill, and this place which is Mayberry

 

you could potentially create a middle ground if you take one for the team and get arrested

Naraku4656 Monster Mutant

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i will protect you

 

i'm just brown enough that they won't fucks with you... but not so brown that i'll get hauled away too

 

i meant the whole my job requires me to have a clean record thing

mochi Monster Mutant

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this place is too white picket fence. i have never in my life seen christmas carolers going door to door. i thought that was a thing that only happened in movies. nope, people are knocking on doors here. i shut my lights so they don't knock on mine. i didn't think i was moving to Mayberry

so you live in a 1950's sitcom?
MEXobiologist Star

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so i'll just come stay for a month instead and make sure to talk really loud on my phone outside the house

 

i got some large gold hoop earrings around here somewhere, we just need to find me a velour tracksuit and a bedazzler

 

teamwork makes the dream work, we can change the dynamic together

Naraku4656 Monster Mutant

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so i'll just come stay for a month instead and make sure to talk really loud on my phone outside the house

 

i got some large gold hoop earrings around here somewhere, we just need to find me a velour tracksuit and a bedazzler

 

teamwork makes the dream work, we can change the dynamic together

 

i'm pretty sure the HOA would just kick me out lol. seriously i have two HOAs TWO

Vamped Monster Mutant

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i USED to hear gunshots instead of carolers...that's why i moved out...

 

well you can't have it both ways. You gotta have one or the other. I'd take the carolers and do something low down like install a sprinkler system ....or let a dog poop in the lawn

Naraku4656 Monster Mutant

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well you can't have it both ways. You gotta have one or the other. I'd take the carolers and do something low down like install a sprinkler system ....or let a dog poop in the lawn

 

what, there's no middle ground between a neighborhood that had a great sense of community but had a lot of break ins and a neighborhood with 0 sense of community but is safe enough to have carolers go door to door

MEXobiologist Star

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what, there's no middle ground between a neighborhood that had a great sense of community but had a lot of break ins and a neighborhood with 0 sense of community but is safe enough to have carolers go door to door

 

the answer is to move to my neighborhood

 

0 sense of community, 0 break ins, and 0 visible or audible holiday cheer

 

but good luck finding a decent paying job within your skill sets

Vamped Monster Mutant

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what, there's no middle ground between a neighborhood that had a great sense of community but had a lot of break ins and a neighborhood with 0 sense of community but is safe enough to have carolers go door to door

The ones with registered sex offenders

MEXobiologist Star

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The ones with registered sex offenders

 

such things are deceiving

 

one could get caught pissing in public as a very young teenager and poof! sex offenda fo lyfe! or at least, well past adulthood.

 

 

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this place is too white picket fence. i have never in my life seen christmas carolers going door to door. i thought that was a thing that only happened in movies. nope, people are knocking on doors here. i shut my lights so they don't knock on mine. i didn't think i was moving to Mayberry

 

Yeah I've never seen actual carolers, I would shut my lights off too.

Naraku4656 Monster Mutant

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Yeah I've never seen actual carolers, I would shut my lights off too.

 

they were right across the street from me. i closed my lights and peeked out of the side of my window twice. they never came over here and it's been a few hours so i think i'm good.

Naraku4656 Monster Mutant

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Now you got me wondering since I just moved too....

 

But i'll be at my parents for Christmas so I shouldn't worry.

i mean i will be too. the amount of indian and far east Asian folks are what saves this neighborhood from being so white picket fence that i'd really think about leaving. i'll take my super india market spices for $3 cheaper and much fresher than elsewhere and my awesome Korean candy thankyouverymuch. let the poor bastard a few doors down complain that DERTERKINOURJERBS while i enjoy the food.

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