The temptation to stick your dick in a pastry

[nameraka]

sounds like a solid idea for a movie right there...

 

[MEXobiologist]

If I suddenly had a dick, I think I would see what its like to stick it in a whole lot of things. Film be damned.

[viperxmns]

Spot your dick with some spotted dick

 

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[PerfectFlowingHair]

If I suddenly had a dick, I think I would see what its like to stick it in a whole lot of things. Film be damned.

First stop: Dunkin Donuts.  "Hi, I'd like a dozen assorted donuts.  What kind?  The ones with holes.  NO I DONT CARE WHICH FLAVOR."

 

Repeat at Einstein's Bagels... which, funny enough, would be less awkward. 

[Naraku4656]

don't be too hasty to stick your dick in a pastry

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

"We'll... just tell your mother that.... we ate it all."  ;D

[StarPanda]

After this movie came out

Alot of pies suffered some horrible fates

[CAC]

don't be too hasty to stick your dick in a pastry

 

Yeah, might still be hot.

[1pooh4u]

I wonder how many ER visits there have been for dudes sticking their dicks in pies that just got out of the oven.

[nameraka]

I wonder how many ER visits there have been for dudes sticking their dicks in pies that just got out of the oven.

 

there's only one that i'm personally aware of...  :-[