1938 Packard Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 It's plugged in and running, it has no compressor and it's keeping my Red Bull icy cold.
Still Me Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 i am proud to say...I've kicked my Red Bull habit...but this would have been bitchin while it lasted
naraku360 Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 It's plugged in and running, it has no compressor and it's keeping my Red Bull icy cold. Is this the what your mundane, tepid existence has reduced itself to? Threads about how you own a fridge.... and it's plugged in.... and functions? Is.... this what constitutes as a thread to you now? Bro, get a hobby or something. If my life was that boring I'd end it as soon as possible.
1938 Packard Posted July 13, 2017 Author Posted July 13, 2017 Is this the what your mundane, tepid existence has reduced itself to? Threads about how you own a fridge.... and it's plugged in.... and functions? Is.... this what constitutes as a thread to you now? Bro, get a hobby or something. If my life was that boring I'd end it as soon as possible. Well, I did find a web site that explains how it works without a compressor.
André Toulon Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 If I was psychotic, and wanted to torture you, I would do the under the chair balls thing from Casino Royale.....Then I would cut off your eyelids and shine a strobe light in your face. I would then proceed to beat you with your own shoes. Then I would get a heat lamp and a magnifying glass and train it on your bald spot for 24 minutes. Why 24? Don't know, I'm psychotic..........In between acts I'll just sit in a chair across from you and shoot bbs at you for a while, and then feed you from your cat's litter box. When I'm done I'm going to short circuit your shitty little fridge and let you cook in your own apartment. Yeah, that's the stuff.
1938 Packard Posted July 13, 2017 Author Posted July 13, 2017 If I was psychotic, and wanted to torture you, I would do the under the chair balls thing from Casino Royale.....Then I would cut off your eyelids and shine a strobe light in your face. I would then proceed to beat you with your own shoes. Then I would get a heat lamp and a magnifying glass and train it on your bald spot for 24 minutes. Why 24? Don't know, I'm psychotic..........In between acts I'll just sit in a chair across from you and shoot bbs at you for a while, and then feed you from your cat's litter box. When I'm done I'm going to short circuit you shitty little fridge and let you cook in your own apartment. Yeah, that's the stuff. shitty? So, just for you, I'm supposed to drag the bigger one out of storage? The one that is still new in its crate? Sorry, I'm selling that one.
André Toulon Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 shitty? So, just for you, I'm supposed to drag the bigger one out of storage? The one that is still new in its crate? Sorry, I'm selling that one. Get inside of it.
1938 Packard Posted July 13, 2017 Author Posted July 13, 2017 Get inside of it. I'd have to be smaller than 2.5 cubic feet.
André Toulon Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 I'd have to be smaller than 2.5 cubic feet. LOL, that's the bigger one?.......Are you sure the other fridge isn't just a beer cozy
1938 Packard Posted July 13, 2017 Author Posted July 13, 2017 LOL, that's the bigger one?.......Are you sure the other fridge isn't just a beer cozy The biggest one here is 16 cubic feet. The 2.5 hasn't been been removed from the crate yet. I'm selling it. The smallest one holds a six pack and it's plugged in.
mthor Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 If I was psychotic, and wanted to torture you, I would do the under the chair balls thing from Casino Royale.....Then I would cut off your eyelids and shine a strobe light in your face. I would then proceed to beat you with your own shoes. Then I would get a heat lamp and a magnifying glass and train it on your bald spot for 24 minutes. Why 24? Don't know, I'm psychotic..........In between acts I'll just sit in a chair across from you and shoot bbs at you for a while, and then feed you from your cat's litter box. When I'm done I'm going to short circuit your shitty little fridge and let you cook in your own apartment. Yeah, that's the stuff. Just lock him in a room with a pack of smokes and no way to light them. Simple and minimal effort - and probably more amusing.
Rumb0 Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 Gee Packard, how come your mom lets you have two fridges?
1938 Packard Posted July 14, 2017 Author Posted July 14, 2017 Gee Packard, how come your mom lets you have two fridges? She doesn't live here.
DragonSinger Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 If I was psychotic, and wanted to torture you, I would do the under the chair balls thing from Casino Royale.....Then I would cut off your eyelids and shine a strobe light in your face. I would then proceed to beat you with your own shoes. Then I would get a heat lamp and a magnifying glass and train it on your bald spot for 24 minutes. Why 24? Don't know, I'm psychotic..........In between acts I'll just sit in a chair across from you and shoot bbs at you for a while, and then feed you from your cat's litter box. When I'm done I'm going to short circuit your shitty little fridge and let you cook in your own apartment. Yeah, that's the stuff. Jesus, Buddy. I swear that in the back of your mind you're hoping we get a real Purge night just so you can hunt down Packard.
André Toulon Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 Jesus, Buddy. I swear that in the back of your mind you're hoping we get a real Purge night just so you can hunt down Packard. Yeaaaah.....back of my mind.....
naraku360 Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 Well, I did find a web site that explains how it works without a compressor. Woah! That suddenly made this thread so much more interesting! ::]::
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