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It's plugged in and running, it has no compressor and it's keeping my Red Bull icy cold.

Is this the what your mundane, tepid existence has reduced itself to?

 

Threads about how you own a fridge.... and it's plugged in.... and functions?

 

Is.... this what constitutes as a thread to you now?

 

Bro, get a hobby or something. If my life was that boring I'd end it as soon as possible.

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Is this the what your mundane, tepid existence has reduced itself to?

 

Threads about how you own a fridge.... and it's plugged in.... and functions?

 

Is.... this what constitutes as a thread to you now?

 

Bro, get a hobby or something. If my life was that boring I'd end it as soon as possible.

Well, I did find a web site that explains how it works without a compressor.
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If I was psychotic, and wanted to torture you, I would do the under the chair balls thing from Casino Royale.....Then I would cut off your eyelids and shine a strobe light in your face.  I would then proceed to beat you with your own shoes.

 

Then I would get a heat lamp and a magnifying glass and train it on your bald spot for 24 minutes.  Why 24?  Don't know, I'm psychotic..........In between acts I'll just sit in a chair across from you and shoot bbs at you for a while, and then feed you from your cat's litter box. 

 

When I'm done I'm going to short circuit your shitty little fridge and let you cook in your own apartment.  Yeah, that's the stuff.

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If I was psychotic, and wanted to torture you, I would do the under the chair balls thing from Casino Royale.....Then I would cut off your eyelids and shine a strobe light in your face.  I would then proceed to beat you with your own shoes.

 

Then I would get a heat lamp and a magnifying glass and train it on your bald spot for 24 minutes.  Why 24?  Don't know, I'm psychotic..........In between acts I'll just sit in a chair across from you and shoot bbs at you for a while, and then feed you from your cat's litter box. 

 

When I'm done I'm going to short circuit you shitty little fridge and let you cook in your own apartment.  Yeah, that's the stuff.

shitty?  So, just for you, I'm supposed to drag the bigger one out of storage?  The one that is still new in its crate?  Sorry, I'm selling that one.
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If I was psychotic, and wanted to torture you, I would do the under the chair balls thing from Casino Royale.....Then I would cut off your eyelids and shine a strobe light in your face.  I would then proceed to beat you with your own shoes.

 

Then I would get a heat lamp and a magnifying glass and train it on your bald spot for 24 minutes.  Why 24?  Don't know, I'm psychotic..........In between acts I'll just sit in a chair across from you and shoot bbs at you for a while, and then feed you from your cat's litter box. 

 

When I'm done I'm going to short circuit your shitty little fridge and let you cook in your own apartment.  Yeah, that's the stuff.

 

Just lock him in a room with a pack of smokes and no way to light them. Simple and minimal effort - and probably more amusing.

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If I was psychotic, and wanted to torture you, I would do the under the chair balls thing from Casino Royale.....Then I would cut off your eyelids and shine a strobe light in your face.  I would then proceed to beat you with your own shoes.

 

Then I would get a heat lamp and a magnifying glass and train it on your bald spot for 24 minutes.  Why 24?  Don't know, I'm psychotic..........In between acts I'll just sit in a chair across from you and shoot bbs at you for a while, and then feed you from your cat's litter box. 

 

When I'm done I'm going to short circuit your shitty little fridge and let you cook in your own apartment.  Yeah, that's the stuff.

 

Jesus, Buddy. I swear that in the back of your mind you're hoping we get a real Purge night just so you can hunt down Packard.

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