Zenigundam Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 See this is the problem with Sony's d-pad. Yeah I've been playing the heck out of the Crash N-Sane Trilogy, and of course I'm going to use the d-pad. My first PlayStation came with the controllers that didn't have dualshock or analog sticks, and even when my mom got me analog controllers later on, I never quite felt comfortable using my little paws on the rubber thumbsticks, not until I was forced to when the PS2 came around. Anyway, I'm sure as hell not using the analog sticks to play a hard platformer like Crash Bandicoot, even if I did feel comfortable with them. So here I am all weekend long getting platinum and gold relics in the time trials, spending an hour on some stages because they're friggin hard to complete within the gold standard time limits, and now the middles of my thumbs are all red and sore. I never had this problem in the past because, first of all, I haven't played a game with a PS d-pad exclusively over a weekend in a long time, and my thumbs were smaller then, so it didn't hurt as much. If I get arthritis off of this s---, I'm gonna sue Sony and get a million dollar settlement, so that I don't have to work ever again, yeah screw my teaching assistant gig, and then I'm just gonna drink, play video games, EAT AMAZING FOOD, talking like FIVE STAR QUALITY food, and watch TV every day. Can arthritis be cured though? Because I want the settlement without any permanent damage, because that'd be BS if that happened to me. But yes, I wanna get paid. Video games shouldn't hurt to play.
mthor Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 It's not arthritis, it's blisters, you tiny moron. Go ahead and sue - you may win a box of band-aids.
Zenigundam Posted July 10, 2017 Author Posted July 10, 2017 It's not arthritis, it's blisters, you tiny moron. Go ahead and sue - you may win a box of band-aids. Thank you for your medical opinion, Dr. mthor. Even if they are blisters though, this isn't supposed to happen when you play video games. They're in so much trouble, they just don't know it yet. Maybe I'll bring a class action suit against them and get myself some national TV appearances! :post:
mthor Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 It's also called an overuse injury, kind of like when my husband gets laryngitis. Have fun in court, but if they offer the band-aids, I'd grab them and run. (Maybe they'll give you some with Sonic on them.)
Zenigundam Posted July 10, 2017 Author Posted July 10, 2017 It's also called an overuse injury, kind of like when my husband gets laryngitis. Have fun in court, but if they offer the band-aids, I'd grab them and run. (Maybe they'll give you some with Sonic on them.) If by band-aids, you mean wads of cash $$$ to heal the wounds that they've inflicted upon me with their primitive directional pads, then yes, I'll have to grab them and run. It's a shame that such a widely respected corporation couldn't find the empathy for its customers to make the d-pads out of softer, less harmful materials. I'll have to expose its leaders as the parsimonious, egocentric losers that they are!!! YEAH!!!! YEAH!!!! PAY ME, B--CHES!!!! I'VE BEEN WRONGED!!!! *shows the jury his arthritic thumbs*
Ginguy Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 Sony isn't going to pay you for :fap: all weekend....
Guest The Hound Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 Maybe if your dick wasn't so small you could fuck a better hole.
Zenigundam Posted July 10, 2017 Author Posted July 10, 2017 Maybe if your dick wasn't so small you could fuck a better hole. Bro, quit thinking about other guys' privates! Also, it's massive. How's that top tier forum coming along?
Houdini Splicer Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 You pay to play. All alpha male warriors know this. You must have forgotten, right?
Zenigundam Posted July 10, 2017 Author Posted July 10, 2017 You pay to play. All alpha male warriors know this. You must have forgotten, right? Yeah, man, but I don't pay for arthritis!!
Still Me Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 jesus you're an idiot...you WILL get arthritis...any repetitive motions that cause strain on the joints will lead to it...fuck I'm 28 and I have tendinitis....it doesn't matter what activity you engage in...texting is gonna be the next biggie for it...
1pooh4u Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 Only thing left to do is shove both thumbs up your ass at the same time. The butthole expedites healing, trust me, I played a doctor once in a school play.
1pooh4u Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 Don't get loud with me... *approaches* I would pay good money to watch still_me kick your ass
Ric Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 Yeah I've been playing the heck out of the Crash N-Sane Trilogy Really? All I ever see you playing is Friday the 13th. Atleast you are playing something good now then. :fap:
Houdini Splicer Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 I would pay good money to watch still_me kick your ass Same here. It would be a most enjoyable spectacle.
1pooh4u Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 Same here. It would be a most enjoyable spectacle. I can see it now, every time Zeni tries to get back up, Stiil Me just knocks him right back down
Houdini Splicer Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 I can see it now, every time Zeni tries to get back up, Stiil Me just knocks him right back down Maybe we could sell tickets. Oh, and sell drinks and snacks, because Still Me would take her sweet time whoppin' dat ass! We'd make a killing, and Zeni would get a good killing.
1pooh4u Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 Maybe we could sell tickets. Oh, and sell drinks and snacks, because Still Me would take her sweet time whoppin' dat ass! We'd make a killing, and Zeni would get a good killing. :D Damn, I really want this to happen now
Houdini Splicer Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 :D Damn, I really want this to happen now I know, right? Why can't we have nice things?
1pooh4u Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 I know, right? Why can't we have nice things? Zeni IS the reason we can't have nice things ::]:: > :D
Houdini Splicer Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 Zeni IS the reason we can't have nice things ::]:: > :D Why, that little sonuvabitch! He's gonna end up with a whole line of people waiting to kick his ass! ...I smell another money-making opportunity! We'll be rich! Rich, I tell ya!
1pooh4u Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 Why, that little sonuvabitch! He's gonna end up with a whole line of people waiting to kick his ass! ...I smell another money-making opportunity! We'll be rich! Rich, I tell ya! We'll have a money pit just like Scrooge McDuck! ::spin::
Houdini Splicer Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 We'll have a money pit just like Scrooge McDuck! ::spin:: That's a great idea! We'll go swimming in it every single day! :D
katt_goddess Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 I can see it now, every time Zeni tries to get back up, Stiil Me just knocks him right back down Like he wouldn't immediately go into the fetal position when confronted by pretty much anything.
1pooh4u Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 That's a great idea! We'll go swimming in it every single day! :D :D
1pooh4u Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 Like he wouldn't immediately go into the fetal position when confronted by pretty much anything. Lol, that's even funnier
Houdini Splicer Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 Lol, that's even funnier That's what I'm counting on, actually.
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