1938 Packard Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Ask the lawyer. Janitor needed a lawyer and picked one that is rated "preeminent" by Martindale-Hubbell. He had no money to pay the lawyer. The lawyer owns the whole building where his office is. The janitor gave the entire building a steam pressure wash. The lawyer gave the janitor start to finish work on the court case in exchange for the wash. That's pretty good leverage and an all around square deal for both sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Ask the lawyer. Janitor needed a lawyer and picked one that is rated "preeminent" by Martindale-Hubbell. He had no money to pay the lawyer. The lawyer owns the whole building where his office is. The janitor gave the entire building a steam pressure wash. The lawyer gave the janitor start to finish work on the court case in exchange for the wash. That's pretty good leverage and an all around square deal for both sides. Sounds like a bunch of bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 So, what's a janitor worth? A cheap broken condom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Wut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 Sounds like a bunch of bullshit. To get the answer, find out how much the lawyer would have had to pay a contractor to do the same same job. Power washing doesn't come cheap, especially on stone faced buildings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 So, what's a janitor worth? A cheap broken condom Or about the same as a lawyer's time in some instances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 also wanted to add that it's called bribery. http://criminal.findlaw.com/criminal-charges/bribery.html but Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 So, what's a janitor worth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 also wanted to add that it's called bribery. http://criminal.findlaw.com/criminal-charges/bribery.html Tell that to the guy who traded his Mercedes to the same lawyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Or about the same as a lawyer's time in some instances. So you're a triple used broken condom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 also wanted to add that it's called bribery. http://criminal.findlaw.com/criminal-charges/bribery.html but I just read your link. It says nothing about the free exchange of services between two business men. If the janitor had offered the power wash to the judge, the opposing lawyers or members of the jury, that's where bribery would begin. Absent anything that would grant the janitor an unfair advantage in court, it's not bribery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Gonna say you are dumb as a box of rocks but then rocks have more dignity than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 Gonna say you are dumb as a box of rocks but then rocks have more dignity than you. Did you even bother to read your own link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 yea but youre one of those smelly lazy eye stupid fuck janitors of a bus station probably... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 yea but youre one of those smelly lazy eye stupid fuck janitors of a bus station probably... I never met one that was stupid, lazy or smelly. You're probably looking at the street bums that sleep there or go there to panhandle. You don't keep a job either at a casino or a bus terminal by being stupid, lazy or smelly. Such establishments have requirements that janitors have to meet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Ask the lawyer. Janitor needed a lawyer and picked one that is rated "preeminent" by Martindale-Hubbell. He had no money to pay the lawyer. The lawyer owns the whole building where his office is. The janitor gave the entire building a steam pressure wash. The lawyer gave the janitor start to finish work on the court case in exchange for the wash. That's pretty good leverage and an all around square deal for both sides. You forgot the part where he peed in your butt while pulling your rat tail like reins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 You forgot the part where he peed in your butt while pulling your rat tail like reins. For fucks sake scoob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Too homophobic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Too homophobic? you sounded almost like buddyroe. quick! log out. turn your lap top off. unplug it. go the bathroom, fill tub with water. get gallon of bleach. poor all bleach in tub. take laptop. drop laptop in tub. get bible. read a passage out of bible over tub. drain all the water from the tub. take out laptop. allow laptop to dry for a week. buy lighter fluid. buy charcoal. buy $30 grill. put charcoal in girl. douse with lighter fluid. get laptop. place laptop on grill. douse laptop with lighter fluid. light laptop and grill on fire. occasionally pour more lighter fluid onto grill to keep fire hot until all signs of laptop are unrecognizable. call your internet provider. cancel subscription. call cellphone provider, remove data plan. go on a loooong vacation. somewhere nice. talk to people. go to a concert. SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE ITS TOO LATE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 You forgot the part where he peed in your butt while pulling your rat tail like reins. I'm not talking about myself. There are other janitors in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 LMGDAO.......Did you just refer to a janitor as a business man........What world do you live in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 you sounded almost like buddyroe. quick! log out. turn your lap top off. unplug it. go the bathroom, fill tub with water. get gallon of bleach. poor all bleach in tub. take laptop. drop laptop in tub. get bible. read a passage out of bible over tub. drain all the water from the tub. take out laptop. allow laptop to dry for a week. buy lighter fluid. buy charcoal. buy $30 grill. put charcoal in girl. douse with lighter fluid. get laptop. place laptop on grill. douse laptop with lighter fluid. light laptop and grill on fire. occasionally pour more lighter fluid onto grill to keep fire hot until all signs of laptop are unrecognizable. call your internet provider. cancel subscription. call cellphone provider, remove data plan. go on a loooong vacation. somewhere nice. talk to people. go to a concert. SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE ITS TOO LATE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 LMGDAO.......Did you just refer to a janitor as a business man........What world do you live in. The world in which some janitors can trade up on their services. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 Charity from a man with a real job is not leverage. That's not charity. It's trade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 That's not charity. It's trade. So is giving a guy a blowjob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 https://eandt.theiet.org/content/articles/2017/03/automated-robot-cleans-and-paints-buildings-in-singapore/ https://www.serbot.ch/en/facade-cleaning http://www.combijet.com/en/view-product-detail/5/0/3/rje-1000-high-pressure-cleaning-robot Burn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 That's not charity. It's trade. Not a very good trade. Lawyer would have to be pretty dumb to make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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