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So, what's a janitor worth?


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Ask the lawyer.

 

Janitor needed a lawyer and picked one that is rated "preeminent" by Martindale-Hubbell.  He had no money to pay the lawyer.  The lawyer owns the whole building where his office is.  The janitor gave the entire building a steam pressure wash.  The lawyer gave the janitor start to finish work on the court case in exchange for the wash. 

 

That's pretty good leverage and an all around square deal for both sides.

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Ask the lawyer.

 

Janitor needed a lawyer and picked one that is rated "preeminent" by Martindale-Hubbell.  He had no money to pay the lawyer.  The lawyer owns the whole building where his office is.  The janitor gave the entire building a steam pressure wash.  The lawyer gave the janitor start to finish work on the court case in exchange for the wash. 

 

That's pretty good leverage and an all around square deal for both sides.

Sounds like a bunch of bullshit.
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also wanted to add that it's called bribery.

 

http://criminal.findlaw.com/criminal-charges/bribery.html

 

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I just read your link.  It says nothing about the free exchange of services between two business men.  If the janitor had offered the power wash to the judge, the opposing lawyers or members of the jury, that's where bribery would begin.  Absent anything that would grant the janitor an unfair advantage in court, it's not bribery.
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yea but youre one of those smelly lazy eye stupid fuck janitors of a bus station probably...

I never met one that was stupid, lazy or smelly.  You're probably looking at the street bums that sleep there or go there to panhandle.  You don't keep a job either at a casino or a bus terminal by being stupid, lazy or smelly.  Such establishments have requirements that janitors have to meet.
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Ask the lawyer.

 

Janitor needed a lawyer and picked one that is rated "preeminent" by Martindale-Hubbell.  He had no money to pay the lawyer.  The lawyer owns the whole building where his office is.  The janitor gave the entire building a steam pressure wash.  The lawyer gave the janitor start to finish work on the court case in exchange for the wash. 

 

That's pretty good leverage and an all around square deal for both sides.

 

You forgot the part where he peed in your butt while pulling your rat tail like reins.

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Too homophobic?

 

you sounded almost like buddyroe. quick! log out. turn your lap top off. unplug it. go the bathroom, fill tub with water. get gallon of bleach. poor all bleach in tub. take laptop. drop laptop in tub. get bible. read a passage out of bible over tub. drain all the water from the tub. take out laptop. allow laptop to dry for a week. buy lighter fluid. buy charcoal. buy $30 grill. put charcoal in girl. douse with lighter fluid. get laptop. place laptop on grill. douse laptop with lighter fluid. light laptop and grill on fire. occasionally pour more lighter fluid onto grill to keep fire hot until all signs of laptop are unrecognizable. call your internet provider. cancel subscription. call cellphone provider, remove data plan. go on a loooong vacation. somewhere nice. talk to people. go to a concert. SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.

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you sounded almost like buddyroe. quick! log out. turn your lap top off. unplug it. go the bathroom, fill tub with water. get gallon of bleach. poor all bleach in tub. take laptop. drop laptop in tub. get bible. read a passage out of bible over tub. drain all the water from the tub. take out laptop. allow laptop to dry for a week. buy lighter fluid. buy charcoal. buy $30 grill. put charcoal in girl. douse with lighter fluid. get laptop. place laptop on grill. douse laptop with lighter fluid. light laptop and grill on fire. occasionally pour more lighter fluid onto grill to keep fire hot until all signs of laptop are unrecognizable. call your internet provider. cancel subscription. call cellphone provider, remove data plan. go on a loooong vacation. somewhere nice. talk to people. go to a concert. SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.

 

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