Azalar Hex Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 1: Walruses are not native to my current location. 2: I don't want to eat a walrus. 3: My oven isn't big enough to fit a walrus inside of it. 4: My landlord says I can't cook a walrus in my apartment. 5: There isn't enough room in my refrigerator to fit the leftover walrus. 6: I don't know how to cook a walrus. 7: 8: 9: 10: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professah Tex Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 7. I don't want to fight a walrus 8. I don't know where if anywhere I can buy a walrus 9. I dont want to travel to any native habitat of a walrus. 10. You are what you eat, and I am not the walrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 7. Because they can do this and you are what you eat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 It prob taste like shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Actually I'd bet they taste amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 1: Walruses are not native to my current location. 2: I don't want to eat a walrus. 3: My oven isn't big enough to fit a walrus inside of it. 4: My landlord says I can't cook a walrus in my apartment. 5: There isn't enough room in my refrigerator to fit the leftover walrus. 6: I don't know how to cook a walrus. 7: 8: 9: 10: Hypothetically speaking, if you were a hotdog.... would you eat yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 I hear it tastes like horse.....Whatever the fuck that tastes like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 I'd fuck it and eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Because The Beatles suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 That song is great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 I'd fuck it and eat it. Candy[/member] Now he's even talking fucking walruses, might want to reel him in! :it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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