If you are reading this, then it is already too late.

[Azalar Hex]

I'm sorry.  You're pregnant.

[1pooh4u]

Quick kill me with fire! ::spin::

[mthor]

Cool! Now I can get my own show on TLC.

[PhilosipherStoned]

I know what your thinking, but I'M NOT getting an abortion. 

[Ric]

/wrists

[StarPanda]

Not if I travel back in time

Booom

[Bouvre]

Finally.

[fuggnificent]

I stay pregnant.