Seight

I'll need an open field, a knife, a goat, some chalk, and a box of Honey Nut Cheerios. That last one has nothing to do with the ritual, I just want something to eat after.

Jackie Chan

Honestly its been half FIFA/MLB the Show/Gran Turismo and half trying to find somewhere to work so I don't have as much time to do...the first thing.

So we can quote you in saying if you get Corona, you get Corona?

Clearly we must burn the internet. It's the only way.

BEES

Me: "Okay, I've got two nice days here but maybe I can get both yards mowed today." 15 minutes later: "FURK, let me just finish this and then get the back tomorrow."

I think it's messed up that they wouldn't directly tell you and also that you undersold the picture by not saying "while Robin Williams looks on."

I'm going to be so mad if this turns out to be a rounding error by the ancient Mayans.

I thought they were for cattle or getting the world title off of Goldberg.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Right, and how much money per year would that take to feed them? Would it be from Putin's wealth or would "big cat provisions" be a line item in the national budget? The whole concept falls apart with enough scrutiny (which is to say any scrutiny.)