Seight

"You fucking moron, how are we supposed to make money if the world blows up?!?"

"Huh, so Hue Jackson is the new head coach at Grambling State, and his Offensive Coordinator is *spits out water* WHAT?!?"

I'm imagining almost every version of those talks being, at best, "You can keep Ukraine, but not as much as what you started with before I attacked you, and only if you say yes."

JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING

So tonight I learned that a bowl of Thai Fried Rice that is at 3/10 on the restaurant's heat scale is right at the level where if it was any hotter I would be like "fuck why did I do this to myself." For those of you that have ever asked yourselves "Is Seight just basic or what?"

perhaps

The guy who produced the Pirates of the Caribbean and National Treasure series is making a live-action Beyblade movie Me:

It depends on the situation that led to the fall and also if said fall can have a laugh track and/or TikTok username placed at the end of it.

Like okay Tucker, we get it, Hunter Biden talked to people from Ukraine a few times [FUCK]