Seight

Sunday: Me: "So will the winter storm possibly be going over this part of the state?" Monday: Tuesday: Tuesday Night: LITERALLY THIS MORNING: Meteorologists: "oh lol sorry, didn't hear you, yeah you might get half an inch to an inch of ice"

"I live near the worst of the three Dollars Generals" -Me, looking for garbage bags and finding Ziploc sandwich bags and NOPE THAT'S FUCKING ALL

*clutches pearls* I am shocked that he said the absolute dumbest thing about a current event. SHOCKED I SAY!!!1!

Well yeah, they're easier to eat if they're independent, right?

Unrelated but Youngstown State has a top tier college mascot IMO

*doge picture* Oh boy, I sure do love watching Big Ten basketball highlights. I hope nothing unexpected happens during the handshake line.

"wait what" -me, realizing just now that Meg Ryan and Hugh Grant have never been in the same romantic comedy