Seight

Put on the special reading glasses* *a pair of those New Year's glasses that have "2016" on them

oh god, ESPN might literally forget about other sports for two weeks if that happened

*pours out a can of Pepsi and has problems getting it up* *respectfully, of course*

Guess who just got their copy of MLB The Show 21! Guess who also just found out some of the Programs are time-sensitive this year!

Me sowing (seeing Cincy actually make the playoff): FUCK YEAH, THIS IS AWESOME! Me reaping (actually seeing Cincy play Bama on NYE):

I very, VERY rarely feel sorry for the NFL, but they now have to sell America on a Thursday Night game between the teams that tied and lost to the Lions, respectfully.

Happy birthday, bear what got the teeth!

Trust me, I think they are too, but if they aren't I'm gonna feel like Roddy Piper the first time he takes off the sunglasses in They Live GLAD TO BE WRONG ABOUT THIS BTW

As I type this we are 15 minutes of game time from Alabama being SEC Champion and the non-zero chance that the CFP committee is going to use WWE-lookin' ass logic to put Notre Dame in over Cincinnati, an undefeated team that gave Notre Dame its one loss.

I WANT THIS. SO BAD.