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One of the states' abortion laws that was awful got challenged to the Supreme Court, allowing Roe v. Wade to be overturned, and allowing most of the other states' awful abortion laws to stay intact. Everyone wins as long as you're a terrible person!

Israel outrage at Sergei Lavrov's claim that Hitler was part Jewish ...This guy's secretly one of the richest people in Russia to be able to say shit like this with a straight face, right? I mean there's no goddamn way Hitler was part-Jewish.

As a person who did inventory the last place I worked, can confirm.

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Non-ironically my favorite part of the entire draft

You now possess the power and know who the manager is when walking into any store.

Fun fact about Abominable Bite: "hey :)" *waves*

SuperPAC commercial: "The truth is, Fake [ex-football player whomst first name rhymes with 'Fake'] is unqualified and unemployed." Me, an intellectual: "I don't like this fucking guy either but I really hope somebody was paying attention to the 'This is what we really think of the unemployed' part." *looks around at where I am* "...well, anyway."