Seight

JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING

So tonight I learned that a bowl of Thai Fried Rice that is at 3/10 on the restaurant's heat scale is right at the level where if it was any hotter I would be like "fuck why did I do this to myself." For those of you that have ever asked yourselves "Is Seight just basic or what?"

perhaps

The guy who produced the Pirates of the Caribbean and National Treasure series is making a live-action Beyblade movie Me:

It depends on the situation that led to the fall and also if said fall can have a laugh track and/or TikTok username placed at the end of it.

Like okay Tucker, we get it, Hunter Biden talked to people from Ukraine a few times [FUCK]

Sunday: Me: "So will the winter storm possibly be going over this part of the state?" Monday: Tuesday: Tuesday Night: LITERALLY THIS MORNING: Meteorologists: "oh lol sorry, didn't hear you, yeah you might get half an inch to an inch of ice"

"I live near the worst of the three Dollars Generals" -Me, looking for garbage bags and finding Ziploc sandwich bags and NOPE THAT'S FUCKING ALL

*clutches pearls* I am shocked that he said the absolute dumbest thing about a current event. SHOCKED I SAY!!!1!