Seight

CORRECT. As with all other NFL telecasts not on national broadcast television, all Thursday Night Football games will continue to be simulcast on a local television station in each playing team's home market.

I knew whatever this website is was the right media outlet to cover this when the story started with If your commute along I-40 was a bit slippery yesterday, this explains why!

I have two theories on why Robert Sarver got fined and suspended for one year: 1) He owns the Phoenix Suns, which is not as much of an existential threat to the NBA as Donald Sterling, Los Angeles Clippers owner, being a racist asshole, or 2) The rumors about expansion teams in Las Vegas and Seattle are true, so if you iced Sarver you probably don't have a Steve Balmer waiting in the wings to buy the Suns

*makes a video that ends with him showing us the document that says the FBI doesn't want him to talk about it* We ask so little of this man and yet he gives us SO MUCH.

Most People: "Ah, SNF is using 'Cult of Personality' because next week's game in in Chicago, and that's where CM Punk is from. Clever." Me, An Intellectual: "Yes, but it also fits because Aaron Rodgers is not above belittling journalists or his fellow co-workers either." EDIT: Wait, somehow the fact that the game is in Green Bay makes my second joke more likely. NICE.

I know I've made this joke before, but the answer is "yes."

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