Me watching the Formula 1 race earlier: "Why have they not shown the crash replays yet?"
Me finally seeing the replay after about 30-45 minutes: "O__O HOW THE FUCK IS THAT GUY NOT DEAD?!?"
YEAH LOCAL SPORTS TEAMS
*futuristic music*
It is the year 2030. USC v. Rutgers, Miami v. Arkansas, and Cincinnati v. Arizona State are all conference games this weekend.
I want to go back.