Reminder: This is a relatively normal season, except for the part where I have to keep reminding myself that James Madison, Marshall, Old Dominion, and Southern Miss are now in the #FunBelt.
I wish all "Values Voters"-type NASCAR fans a happy "You probably don't even know Bubba Wallace signed an extension yet because you're still mad about Trump being raided LMAO."
You remember the commercial where the animatronic goes "Hi, I'm Orville Redenbacher!" and everyone in the room has a look ranging from "No you are not" to "God has left this place"?
That's what it felt like seeing "Harry Caray" sing the 7th Inning Stretch last night.
Right side of the picture-in-picture during AEW Dynamite: Brody King's entire blood leaving his forehead [citation needed]
Left side of the picture-in-picture: A commercial for something on HGTV called *checks notes* Renovation Island