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*makes a video that ends with him showing us the document that says the FBI doesn't want him to talk about it* We ask so little of this man and yet he gives us SO MUCH.

Most People: "Ah, SNF is using 'Cult of Personality' because next week's game in in Chicago, and that's where CM Punk is from. Clever." Me, An Intellectual: "Yes, but it also fits because Aaron Rodgers is not above belittling journalists or his fellow co-workers either." EDIT: Wait, somehow the fact that the game is in Green Bay makes my second joke more likely. NICE.

I know I've made this joke before, but the answer is "yes."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Right, and it leads to crazy sentences like "Trey Lance struggling lowers the chances of Jimmy G being the starter for Dallas in Week 2" which makes no sense.

Me watching the Cowboys fans going "OH NO!" after the Sunday Night game

You know how if you look in the "right" places on Twitter you would sometimes see people talk about "Oh Bubba Wallace didn't really win at Talladega, it was rain-shortened."? Today at Kansas: No rain, led most of the last 67 laps, won by a second and a half. So I say to those people here, since I don't use Twitter

Scott Frost Day has been officially cancelled, please adjust your calendars accordingly.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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