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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

*note: this isn't about me, this is a friend of the family dealing with this* The city I send Code Enforcement notices out for: "Okay, you need to cut your yard and/or plot or we'll cut it and charge you for it, also you can challenge this in court." The city I actually live in: "This is your third notice* for 'Sanitation' so you have a court date set for February." *None of the notices have actually told him WHY or WHAT the actual cause for the infraction is besides it just being in his yard...maybe.

Well come on, anytime you can trade for a QB that hasn't played in over a year and can't play until Week 13 at the earliest because they got handsy with, you've GOT to do it, right? *checks earpiece* okay I'm being told actually Cleveland didn't have to do that.

...What the fuck, I thought the Detos thing I talked about in GD was gonna be the weirdest thing I learned about snack chips this week.

She's set herself up for a dramatic irony of "Republicans don't like her because she's a Democrat, Democrats don't like her because she isn't."

PROMPT: Someone just guessed "testicles"

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/football-playing-schools-in-asun-and-wac-considering-jumping-from-fcs-to-create-new-fbs-conference-per-report/ Me: Huh, neat, my alma mater is involved in this. Also Me: We're so close to making other FBS schools *incredibly Patrick Star voice* LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! YOU LOOK AT IT!!!1!

I super honestly forgot that Croatia was the team France beat to win the World Cup last time.

*whispering* The people who are looking for those Tweets don't actually have to look for them because they already willingly follow those accounts.

That's the best they could make Harrison Ford look in the trailer thumbnail 😬

Well, I don't know how that slogan's getting people to come to Alabama but I'm not the ad exec here so.

Baker Mayfield orchestrates 98-yard game-winning drive for the Rams ...okay, I'll admit I was not expecting to see that sentence this morning.

On tonight's episode of "Oh NO":

Neat, another episode of "No but seriously what the fuck are these people doing?"