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Also lol at CBS realizing they ended up with two 4-10* teams for their Christmas game and thought "Eh, we might as well put this on Nick too." *once again MD I am so sorry for...whatever the hell's going on up there Edit: *Cee-Lo Green voice* "Welp, that's our story, Nathaniel Hackett's dead."

WE KEEP COUNTING OUT TOUCHDOWN TOM AND THEN THIS SHIT HAPPENS AOHGAIOHPGDAUFOASOI

EasyPost Hawai'i Bowl: Middle Tennessee 25, San Diego State 23 But perhaps most improbable of all ... Middle Tennessee finished with minus-66 yards rushing, the fewest by any team (win or lose) in a bowl game in FBS history. It is also the fewest yards by the winning team in any game (regular-season or bowl) over the past 25 seasons.

Both of Houston's victories this season have been against the teams that can still win the AFC South, including the one today at Tennessee that put Jacksonville in the division lead.

"MERRY CHRISTMAS!" -The NFL giving everyone the gift of ONE out of the SIX teams playing on Christmas Day having a record over .500

I'd like to say to the DHS employee that I know isn't reading this, sending that much for us to send out, and having some of it possibly arrive at people's houses tomorrow, on Christmas Eve? That's how you get three fucking ghosts visiting you tomorrow night. See: A Christmas Carol (Mickey's, Mr. Magoo or otherwise)

At this point its like "Which of these uniforms will Zach look best in?"

Oddly, nobody considered the possibility of "Hey, what if the wind blew so consistently that everything basically evaporated before it ever froze?" Present company included.