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This will have a drastic effect on the "Men who think spraying copious amounts of Axe body spray is a personality trait" industry. (Seriously, imagine being so stupid the phrase "A climate activist making fun of you leads to getting doxxed by a fucking pizza box" is a thing that actually happens to you.)

I get why it probably happened but it still doesn't feel right that all these 6-6 teams have their bowl games on ESPN while the only way to watch Ohio (9-4) play Wyoming (7-5) is on Barstool Sports.

KJ Jefferson when he *breathes in* GOD THAT WAS WAY TOO MUCH FOOTBALL THO

I think you're kidding but also I can see it.

Listen, its very simple why this is going on. That's it, that's the tweet.

I think it doesn't get worse for Denver. I THINK it doesn't get worse for Denver.

My phone: "Would you like to see another story about the struggles of Arkansas' football program as they get ready for the Liberty Bo-" Me:

*Seinfeld guitar fill*

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Also lol at CBS realizing they ended up with two 4-10* teams for their Christmas game and thought "Eh, we might as well put this on Nick too." *once again MD I am so sorry for...whatever the hell's going on up there Edit: *Cee-Lo Green voice* "Welp, that's our story, Nathaniel Hackett's dead."

*reads that message again* ya'll I don't think he actually meant everyone, perhaps