Skiles

JESUS THE CHRIST I'M DANCING

I'd have to do some light stretching, but I'm sure I could pull it off.

I'm in that camp. Do ads work on just traffic, or do they only pay if someone clicks it? I have no idea how these things work.

I want to dance about it.

The Easter Bunny is Jesus's fursona.

I'm probably gonna shit.

As I like to say, "Good enough is good enough." That one isn't a fellowship-approved slogan, but it should be, gosh dang it.

Well fuck, now I have to relapse because you triggered me. You fiend!

My demons have been addressed, friend.

Man, that's heavy shit. I rarely smoke weed, but when I do I just end up watching anime and/or falling asleep.

Let go and let God, stinkin' thinkin', there's a million of them.

Sorry, hentai is still anime.

It's one of many reasons.

Do what you gotta do to take care of yourself, friend!

But I got the gift of JAB.

2 is the most accurate. I'm talking about the sober people I talk to regularly. Recovering alcoholics are the only people I hang out with at all these days.

I mean, it might be more than once a month. But not much more. I'm not sure I've watched a single porn video in the month of April. When I do go, it's usually real dirty. I'm talking bodily fluids dirty. Not poop, though. That's a line even I won't cross.

You should. She's an assonal treasure. Sorry, I mean she's a national treasure.

In my experience, people who are recovering from addiction to drugs don't really bring it up, unless it's in a situation that's appropriate. But recovering alcoholics will find a way to spin it into any conversation. Guy: "Have you seen the latest episode of Breaking Bad?" Alkie: "No, I've fallen behind on that show since I've quit drinking." - - - Guy: "Hey, how much does this t-shirt cost?" Alkie: "That shirt is $8.98. Which, funnily enough, is exactly how much my brand of beer used to cost. But I've quit drinking, so maybe the price has changed." They bring it up a lot, is my point.

No, I study history, because those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it. I know that must sound ridiculous coming from an alcoholic who has relapsed several times, but in my defense, shut up.

That's common knowledge. People keep reminded you because it's weird that you would celebrate it.

I never got super into porn. I mean, it's great for when I'm feeling especially kinky (I have a few weird things I like). But I might jerk off to it once a month. Maybe.

Why would your priorities change based on it being Hitler's birthday tomorrow? Are you a secret Nazi?