Cran

Smoke weed errrrrrrday. I was going to link to a video of nate dogg saying this....But too high.

I'm just going to pretend I understand this post and be like lol.

I'll not entertain the sudden lapse in memory.....You're not your princess....You know exactly what I mean.

And freshly heat laundered clothing from the backseat of a mildewed automobile?

Oh god, no vamped....Make this thread about something else. Condescending phrases only mean bad shit. Like "You're so creative" and "You have a comfy physique"

What aroma does your sweltering mansion have.

The balloons at my kid's birthday parties are meant to be sexy?

Well it was unclear when he died.....But still, even in 2003....Woulda been a Dick move.

I do fine on my own without some feature to help me out....Besides, anything short of actively pushing up daisies is beneath my requests.

STFU...This is incomprehensible, but if you're saying what I think you're saying....Which is you went to a funeral and thought it poignant to inform them what I'll assume is 20 years later based on how you look that their dead son allegedly picked on you, then I'll say you actually saved face, and I'm sure they don't give a fuck....Especially the day they are putting their son in the ground.

I got bored with the demo...I am not a fan.

No one will see this, but my eye doctor won't release my scrip......He wants me to buy his high ass frames.....Which I will.

If y'all want some shit to laugh at

fuck no....I have to be drunk for self depreciation.

I mean that pic was obviously vintage af....I have no idea how he connected those dots

lmao.....I thought you were just shy....You might be retarded.

Broke my glasses.....again. And I needed them to drive. Saving grace was I looked in the back seat and my daughter's glasses were back there.....So here I am, a grown ass man with purple and pink striped glasses, attempting to not look stupid. Luckily, it's inventory day, and I get to go to the warehouse and work alone.

This thread sucks

You've never fucked a little, have you.. And just for the record, I don't call my daughter, "daughter" in direct reference.....that's stupid

I don't plan on posting it here if that's what you mean....But since you're on....WTF with my simba hangs?

There are many, but only one trending....It's why I don't understand why some people are so green.

Nah, just some shit I didn't even ask for........ ....... .............. Ask for it

STFU

lulz