garbagepailcat

I’ve read some of your work. As an English major, I can authoritatively say that it is some of the best modern literature I’ve come across.

That’s only one though. I think there are more steps involved.

These are all true. Good job.

Probably something mundane but purposeful, like a leather sofa or something, maybe a musky old book.

I really would clean your room for you. I nervous clean, and it’s so satisfying.

The Jurassic Park fan in me chooses Dilophosaurus, but I don’t think they were actually as cool as they made them seem in the movie. This thread made me realize that I don’t know a lot about dinosaurs.

I don’t understand, and I don’t really care to.

Nathan, I’m disappointed in your delete.

You know the truth.

Almost all of this grosses me out. Age play/barely legal stuff makes my skin crawl.

For the record, I like violent amateur porn the most. I was recently introduced to underwater cumshots, which piqued my interest because it’s pretty, and I’m impressed by the girls holding their breath for so long underwater.

I had no idea this existed. I’m equally interested and disgusted.

Is this a real thing?

Same.

Everyone watches porn.

Nt

Everyone has a favorite kind.

I’m incredibly bitchy and particular.

Fuck yes. I just searched for it last week and was disappointed to only find Brotherhood.

Brotherhood or the original series?

A hellbender

Just don’t find yourself in a beanie baby situation.

Jewelers will fuck you, and the diamond industry is a bunch of bullshit. Try searching for handcrafted rings and buying directly from the artist. Also, a lot of people aren’t into them, but raw/uncut diamonds are beautiful and arguably more ethical.