NaBarney

I hate red wine especially

Glad I've already reached my article limit for LA Times, I'd be pissed if i actually read this probably just judging ftom the url

Jack Evans ftw

Haha well I saw this and was like Damn It's just so weird how he never even tries to shoot them, but when he does they go in (pretty sure he's 2/2 this season) so it's like come on man. But yeah his free throws and even short 2's still look wild at times so i get his reluctance to shoot when he's not a shooter, wants to play to his strengths, the only real problem with that is Embiid could REALLY use a normal, shooting point guard and not another 7' dude hanging around near the rim all the time or standing wide open with no one guarding him while Embiid gets double teamed...

Probably the heaviest dude in the league and he's already hit more 3's than Ben Simmons has in what feels like his entire career

Luckily I've got a solid core of OG's but I struggle to make new close friends because of the difficult process of going from occasional friendly acquaintance you look forward to seeing to becoming so familiar you're integrating them into your life more regularly and intentionally beyond one off shared interest events when we're all so busy and don't live on the same street. Also I like to get high by myself a lot and have problems with drinking and so try not to stay out super late at the bars, which is where some of the strongest social bonds are formed

They read a stat during the rockets loss vs the Lakers - including that game, they've had like 12 games so far this season that they lost after leading by double digits. And the record for an entire season is i think they said 21 games, so Houston is on track to beat that fail record. They threw away Chris Paul so idk who is going to make those simple midrange shots that you need sometimes in the playoffs. It's just Westbrook/harden drives and 3's

I wonder what Charlotte's record is vs LeBron. Gotta be like 0-50

*bops you across the knee* stop resisting

No you don't *twirls banstick*

Lillard got 61 and the win with his 11th 3 and the clutchmost free throws, he's dragging Melo's ass into the playoffs for sure

...and a bunch of dudes who I forgot were even Warriors now go on a 6-0 run

Dame just forced OT and is definitely about to go for 60

Holy FUCK rogue, please tell me you did not seriously just say this lololol Someone come help this poor fool!

Can I please have my name changed to NewBrunswick

Funny joke you got here, and while it's clearly ridiculous i would still prefer it if you didn't inaccurately describe the staff hierarchy, we wouldn't want to confuse the userbase. I'm not going to formally warn you over it, but for all intensive purposes consider this basically that. Thanks, and happy posting!

That was me, take heed of my forum moderation powers

I'm weirdly up for this Lakers Rockets game tonight, the two most regular season-ass teams in the league this year

21 Pilots

Pero

I'm the only ten I see.

Squirt

Hairy Virgin

I'm basically NaBron at this point, the first few years were a little rocky until about 2007, followed by a career full of MVP caliber seasons