NaBarney

Who's ur gf kissing at work tomorrow night?

Ok but who is ur gf going to be kissing on at midnight if you're at this party with a nye ex??????

Who she kissing at midnight????

With his penis

Bring new gf, act weird about it, alienate them both with your awkward behavior

You never know, our casual cybering might one day lead to marriage. . .

It all gets deleted

Stolen gas

Rly?? Weird even my shitty one has em and they don't even have a live fish section like the nice walmart across town

Oh, well 10gals are just $10 at Walmart and most of the smaller nano tanks i see that aren't just a 2gal fish bowl usually cost more than that.

🙄 "Require" ok but he would prefer it. Ten gals are usually cheaper than 5 gals and everything...

Three years is pretty old for a betta, so the change might be harder on him than most fish.... they're also pretty intelligent/sensitive fish so he might just be some kind of depressed/totally freaking out completely. Also 5 gal is still really small, why not a 10?

.....*goes back outside*

I uh, already went inside like 10 minutes ago..... Got a lil chilly

A porch is like a less depressing bedroom with fresher air and a better view

I guess the knees?

Sittin outside cuz it's actually warm out, drunk and high , not really doin anything

Gatorades

After the Rockets loss they showed hardens stats from tonight vs his season average and were like HMM ONLY 24 POINTS THATS LOW FOR HIM HE AVERAGES 38 and right there on the screen was the stat showing he averages 12 made free throws per game and only got 1 attempt tonight, thay explains the disparity exactly. And yeah WB was unabashedly chucking 3's, been at like 25% on them for two years at least he honestly should be shooting fewer 3's than Ben Simmons but it felt like he was 0-10 and most weren't excusable.

The perfect Clipper Spiked that shit off his head too to get his team possession so disrespectful

Bucks Lakers was good, they made it so dramatic with all the historic graphics and stuff. That one play late in the 4th where lebron was guarding giannis who got the first step on him and LeBron was literally just a step too slow and fell him and hit the ground hard as Giannis dunked it and got the And 1 sticks out in my mind. The Warriors Christmas game was actually fun, rockets once again just kept shooting missed 3's LA game was great, Kawhi postgame "this means nothing, its only one game" Pat Bev taunting the crowd like FIRST TEAM ALL DEFENSE

Have a gay old time everybody

Say you're having volatile emotional problems and also shedding hair

O well it sounded like no one else has to be there and they're all off