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That's diabolical as fuck. I'm cool with all spiders that aren't poisonous. I've had a few black widow encounters, they always leave me on edge for awhile afterward. I'm forever afraid of standing too close to an oven barefoot after finding one living under there many years ago. One time I tipped over and looked inside an old coffee can that had been laying in an overgrown corner of a garden for a long time, it was full of black widows. I've identified the little spider that got eaten in my op as a white crab spider. Do you have any idea what the one who ate it is? I'm thinking "ant mimic spider" but that's just from googling. What about the big white one lurking in the last two pics? Yellow sac spider?

That's pretty tuff. My aesthetic is bald eagles, flags, rattle snakes, and the grim reaper, but my shit has to have some text overlay.

Spiders are all around us The other day I was staring at some bushes and saw this crazy looking spider. All aggressive strutting, shiny and black with tribal markings. Then I saw on another branch this other spider curled up in a leaf with a thin layer of web over him. Smaller, completely white, with a big bulbous butt and both pairs of front legs pressed tightly together and extended straight out away from its body. I needled him gently with a leaf stem and made him do that thing where they piss a string of web and jump, hanging from it. I carried him by this string and put him on the branch with the black spider to see what would happen. The moment the black spider saw the white one it leapt several inches across the branch and landed on it, wrapping it up tightly in its legs and carried it away, draining its life fluids. While this was happening I noticed observing the action a third spider, also all white, a different and much larger species than the other two. He was hanging out on a leaf and seemed aware of what was going on between the other two but didn't get close to investigate. I tried to prod him over to the black one to see what would happen but he panicked and just jumped to the ground. Spiders are great

Cause every now and then I kick the living kschtch out of me

Yeah, that time I had the closest thing to a conversation with him was many years before Lithium got deleted.

I remember talking to him about his dad being like a real estate developer or something in Arizona once in a pretty normal way.

One time I was in a gas station in Greenville SC looking at the beers with tha boys and and this group of black girls comes over to buy their dranks and said loudly "THEY'RE LOOKING AT SMIRNOFF" and started laughing at us even though we weren't even

I'd cum in my pants and wonder who found my Literotica account

Yes suh

I guess they could maybe adopt

Do they just not get to procreate child warriors who travel back in time to join the party? Or is that awesome element not a feature in whatever new game those characters are from?

How far do them woods go back?

Now that's what I wanted to see ??

That backyard tho Where is it

If they don't unban hubbb I'm going to lose​ my shit

Sex is poison :it:

A white t and glasses

Cricket patty burgers Grub meat balls

Uh maybe people feel uncomfortable about discussing what's probably a federal cannibal investigation?

Zeni got banned for uploading an instructional video about how to get bits of human flesh out of your teeth and it scared people

Get a leopard gecko instead. Trust me on this.

Lol, I'm low key loving this ongoing journey of yours into the world of w/e it is you're doing

I had some rice and black beans and salsa with shredded cheese melted in and six beers

Why don't​they sell beer I. 8 packs I always want 8. 6 isn't enough and if I buy 12 then I drink too many. 8 is the perfect number of beers to drink. But I'm always either left wanting or too fucked up.

You are incorrect my man