NaBarney

SAVAGE

You're the sickest of fucks

No he's also bored on his 10 days of paid leave from work

Physically my androgeny Otherwise I'm very diplomatic

I ain't reading no damn twin peaks books.

My bad. Season one. Season two. Movie: Fire Walk With Me. Season 3.

I decided not to participate because MD is a racist.

Season one. Season two. Season three.

Trouble in paradise's basement?

If you tryna be me, you don't gotta eat sleep or shit every day But you do gotta get high and masturbate

Two things every day Smoke weed and jack off

Even Phillies can say you're dumb as hell on this one

Lol but you already knew though

^ is Miku's secret lover and the father of all her aborted fetuses

People who live near the ocean are fools You don't know what the fuck is going to come out of there.

Bitch

Truck cuck'd

Sitting here wishing on a cement floor Just wishing that I had just something you wore I put it on when I go lonely Will you take off your dress and send it to me?

"Why don't you tell me one of your biggest fears?" I said, "Losing my penis to a whore with disease" "Just kidding" I said, "Losing my life to a whore with disease" She said, "Excuse me, please?" I said, "Losing my life to a horrible disease" She said, "Please"

What did you text them "Hey"

Is only sexually attracted to celebrities

I'd spend an hour and a half creating a park, then skate in it for 20 seconds before realizing it sucked

Yes I have, thank you