NaBarney

Even Phillies can say you're dumb as hell on this one

Lol but you already knew though

^ is Miku's secret lover and the father of all her aborted fetuses

People who live near the ocean are fools You don't know what the fuck is going to come out of there.

Bitch

Truck cuck'd

Sitting here wishing on a cement floor Just wishing that I had just something you wore I put it on when I go lonely Will you take off your dress and send it to me?

"Why don't you tell me one of your biggest fears?" I said, "Losing my penis to a whore with disease" "Just kidding" I said, "Losing my life to a whore with disease" She said, "Excuse me, please?" I said, "Losing my life to a horrible disease" She said, "Please"

What did you text them "Hey"

Is only sexually attracted to celebrities

I'd spend an hour and a half creating a park, then skate in it for 20 seconds before realizing it sucked

Yes I have, thank you

Stop posting

You are a racist.

But he is here, he never left

He was here 45 minutes ago

YEH HEH HEH HES SIR! YESSUH!!

You can filter by height you know, so you don't have to see girls like her who are taller than you.

Which one would mochi prefer?

*pointedly avoids looking in your direction*

THOOOOOWAAAAAARRRRRRD!

Can't imagine why he wouldn't with the way my old boy RIP loved it but you could always add a splash o milk to make it more enticing if he doesn't know what to do with it